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Just randomly kissed you! tipsyGnostalgic [TG] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~
HUSSIE: I don't have a mouth
HUSSIE: but okay
TG: *she trails a kiss to your neck*
HUSSIE: well then
HUSSIE: I can dig this
TG: i r-really like you...
HUSSIE: you're drunk
TG: doesnt stop what i feel!
HUSSIE: *forces apple juice down your throat*
HUSSIE: Yes it does
HUSSIE: sh child
TG: num
TG: aj
TG: <3
HUSSIE: why did I make you
TG: *makes a pose*
TG: to be fabulous of course
HUSSIE: no
TG: pfft
HUSSIE: I made you because my girlfriend was drunk
HUSSIE: jk
HUSSIE: I have no girldriend
HUSSIE: I'm alone
HUSSIE: gimme some of that beer
TG: be mine!
TG: *hands u a beer*
HUSSIE: Fuck yea
HUSSIE: *drinks it*
HUSSIE: I'm so alone
TG: s-same *hiccup*
HUSSIE: *drinks ten of them*
HUSSIE: Wait
TG: cheers! *raises can*
HUSSIE: I don't have amouth
TG: what?
TG: shhhh
HUSSIE: How is this possible
TG: it just is
HUSSIE: touche
TG: because your andrew hussie
HUSSIE: *drinks more* WHOOOOOOOOOOOO
TG: *smirks*
TG: heh ok
HUSSIE: M DRNk
HUSSIE: lett hvr sum bbies
TG: *pulls you into a kiss, or er sloppy make out*
HUSSIE: *has sloppy makeout times without a mouth*
HUSSIE: *because I am andrew hussie*
TG: *doesnt make a difference because he can majically still kiss her back*
TG: magically*
HUSSIE: *magically screws the drunk character*
TG: *she was to drunk to remember anything*
HUSSIE: *wakes up the next morning with a hangover*
HUSSIE: fuck
TG: *she is snoring*
HUSSIE: now I want to kill off another character
TG: *lightly
HUSSIE: *slits her throat with a cat* there we go
TG: *dead*
HUSSIE: that's enough for one day
HUSSIE: Now to go find Satan
TG: *dead*
HUSSIE: that bitch owes me money
Andrew Hussie [HUSSIE] disconnected.
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