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Stole the last fry! tentacleTherapist [TT] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~
duct taped to the ceiling!turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~
TT: David?
TT: What are you doing up there?
TT: *eats the fry in her hand as she looks up at you*
TG: "itll only be for a few minutes" he said
TG: "itll be fun dave" he said
TG: "ill get you down" he said
TG: liesssssssss
TT: Who's the he? *she laughs*
TG: john
TG: this is one of his shitty pranks
TG: probably the cruelest yet
TT: I must give Egbert props for this one..
TG: ive been up here for about 45 minutes
TG: and i cant feel my face
TG: like at all
TT: You look ridiculous.
TG: i know
TT: How do I get you down?
TG: he washed out all of my hair product too so my hair is prob gonna be in full natural afro mode in about 5 minutes
TT: Or shall I leave you?
TT: Oh I'm leaving you
TG: oh no
TT: For at least 5 more minutes
TT: *evil smile*
TG: ohhhhh no
TG: you could probably poke me with a mop handle until i fall
TT: Strider seems your glasses fell *picks up shades on the ground*
TG: if you wanna put the health and safety of my currently unbroken nose at risk
TG: i know
TT: *puts shades on*
TG: rose please
TT: Am I cool yet, Strider?
TG: no
TT: No fun are you.
TG: i am DUCT TAPED TO THE CEILING
TT: Not my fault.
TG: ugh
TT: *sigh*
TT: Dave
TG: just leave me here to die
TT: One minute.
TT: I'm not gonna let you for
TG: rip davis strider
TT: Stop being dramatic
TG: he ran fast and died a virgin
TG: haha not
TT: DAVID ELIZABETH STRIDER
TT: NO.
TT: Stop.
TT: God.
TG: he ran fast and died with a stupid afro
TG: thats better
TT: Please.
TG: what
TT: I don't want to hear about your sex life.
TG: yes you do
TT: No. I don't.
TG: youll be plagued with listening about my sex life until i can get down
TT: Well...
TT: What sex life?
TT: You lie
TG: do not
TT: Who would be desperate enough to get with you?
TT: In case you haven't noticed
TT: I am the new cool kid
TT: *pose*
TG: the fishy prince boy with the ego thats almost as big as his self hate
TG: fyi
TG: and no youre not
TT: I am so
TG: you are not
TT: Even you want me, you sick uncool kid.
TG: uh no
TT: I AM COOL.
TT: PFT
TG: gross
TG: nope
TT: I got the shades to prove it
TG: nope
TG: the shades
TT: Yes.
TG: they come from within
TT: Oh really?
TG: you gotta have the shades AND the personality to go along with it
TT: I got the personality.
TT: *leans against wall*
TG: without the personality you just look like a pretentious hipster
TG: no you dont
TT: ugh
TT: A pretentious hipster? I AM NOT ERIDAN!
TT: Ew
TT: *throws glasses down in disgust*
TG: youre not the only person willing to get with yours truly
TG: ohhhhhh
TG: wait a second
TT: Wait what!?
TG: dont fuckin throw those
TG: you heard me
TT: *picks them up*
TT: Sorry
TT: I was kinda on an act
TG: i can tell
TT: *dusts them off, and puts them on a counter*
TG: sorry i g2g))
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