SafeSexAdvicator!Mom [MOM] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~
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MOM: *Lazily throws a handful of neon condoms in the air*
MOM: Avoid a frown; cover your clown
MOM: Before you bag her, sheath your dagger
MOM: Condomize to womanize
MOM: Don't be a loner; cover your boner
MOM: Before inserting your flesh injection, make sure to wear latex protection
MOM: No glove, no love
MOM: If you go into heat, package your meat
MOM: Wear a Jimmy hat
MEULIN: (=｀ω'=) < *HORRIFIED GASP*
Meulin's connection timed out. Please don't quit straight away; they could be back.
MOM: Have a fun filled, safe sex day!!
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MEULIN: (=｀ω'=) < MOM STAHP YOUR EMBARRASSING ME
KANKRI: *kn9cks 9n the d99r* meulin..?
MOM: By the way, I have XXL ones for Kurloz!!
MEULIN: (=｀ω'=) < *SWINGS IT OPEN*
MEULIN: (=｀ω'=) < MOM!!!
MEULIN: (=｀ω'=) < *BLUSHES*
KANKRI: Hi meulin.
MOM: Hello Kankri! Would you like to discuss the importance of safe sex?
MEULIN: (=｀ω'=) < AH HELLO KANKRI
KANKRI: Wh-what?!
MEULIN: (=｀ω'=) < HEH HEH..
KANKRI: *6lushes*
MEULIN: (=｀ω'=) < JUST KILL ME NOW
KANKRI: I..I just came here t9 ask meulin 9ut...n9t d9 the dirty with her...
MOM: You see, safe sex is a commonly forgotten practice now a days
MEULIN: (=｀ω'=) < OMG!
MOM: And it's my job to make sure you young kiddies be safe!
KANKRI: ...wanna g9 s9mewhere else meulin?
MEULIN: (=｀ω'=) < *WALKS INTO THE KITCHEN*
MOM: Because an STD/HIV or unplanned pregnancy can ruin your life! Trust me!
KANKRI: *f9ll9ws her*
MEULIN: (=｀ω'=) < NO NO SHE WILL HOPEFULLY STOP SOO
KANKRI: Is she always like this?
MEULIN: (=｀ω'=) < SHE WON'T LEAVE ME ALL E IF I GO SOMEWHERE WITH YOU ALONE..
MOM: Oh Kankri!!
MEULIN: (=｀ω'=) < AHHH 2 OR 3 TIMES A W33K
MOM: if you even try anything with my daughter without a condom you will be sedated, tied up, and I'll wait til you wake up, then cut of your testicles, then tear off your penis before making you eat your own gentalia. I will strap you down and cut open with a pendulum after having your hair ripped out/fingernails torn off/fingers cruhed with cement bricks!! If you go into heat, package your meatave an fun-filled day!!
MEULIN: (=｀ω'=) < ...
MEULIN: (=｀ω'=) < UH..
KANKRI: ....she scares me...
MEULIN: (=｀ω'=) < ME TOO...
MOM: Good bye!!
Kankri's connection timed out. Please don't quit straight away; they could be back.
MOM: Avoid a frown; cover your clown!!!
MEULIN: (=｀ω'=) < WHAT'S A PENDELUM?
SafeSexAdvicator!Mom [MOM] disconnected.
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