Homestuck Talks (Rping Chatrooms)

Trickster Jane and Dirk

(((((THIS IS NOT THE BEST SO FAR BUT ITS JJST SOMETHING~ sorry- Caylin)))))

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Singing! Trickster! gutsyGumshoe [GG] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~

GG: Hello, my candy coated darling

TT: Not this shit again.

GG: It's your vanilla baby~ <3

GG: I've come to say I love you and I always have~

GG: I find it so amusing~

TT: Oh, no.

GG: At times I got confused and afraid that you will never love me back~

GG: <3

GG: But now I see that we were always meant to be

GG: You and me together planting lots of family trees~

TT: Jane, snap out of it.

GG: Counting out our children half a zillion at least~

GG: Well name the boys for you and name the girls for me~

TT: And for the love of all things holy, do not infect me with your candy ass singing bullshit.

GG: Ahhh ahh ahhhhhh ahhhhhhh ahhhhh....

TT: I can't believe I'm hearing this.

GG: *throws lollypop at dirk*

GG: Lollipop*

GG: Hello the sour peach of my skin~

GG: The sweetest poison icing~

TT: *Dodges* God, Jane, cut it out.

GG: So sweet that is will it will rot your teeth awayyy~

GG: *still serenading you*

GG: The chaotic consumption~

GG: The diabetic gumption~

TT: I'd give everything to leave this realm of sugar-coated chaos.

GG: To make me do a thing like go insane~

GG: *sits on his lap and sings to him*

TT: *Puts his hands on his face*

GG: so leave this planet of reality completely*

GG: Dance among the clouds of pink and blue cotton candy~

GG: Let's blast into space and race around like airplanes

GG: Spreading multicolored chemdrops~

GG: Sodapop~

GG: And acid rain~

TT: How long is this damn song?!

GG: Feels so sweet! Never want to be myself again!

GG: Neat?***

GG: I just wanna be SW-E-ET!

GG: feels so fun, never wanna come back

TT: You know what would give this song an extra boost of kickass? A rap verse.

GG: DOWwWwWwn

TT: Not that I'm suggesting anything.

TT: Oh God.

GG: Dirk... Yes rap

GG: Join the candy coated love

GG: <3

TT: There is no way I am indulging, completely sober mind you, in one of your horrendous trickster gambits for the sake of dropping some ill beats.

GG: *wraps arms around him sweetly* diiirrrky! Come on!!

GG: For me? <3

TT: No.

GG: Goodbye~

GG: To heartbreak on my birthday..

GG: Annoying boys who hurt me~

GG: With all the stupid things they do and say~

GG: *sad face*

GG: I can't even remember~ what I was so upset for~

GG: Spun sugar melts in water anyway.....

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GG: So no more crying dry those tears I'll end your pain~

GG: NOOOOO BABY COME BACK~

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