| Reddie & Stenbrough Oneshots | ♡

Late | Reddie

Richie and Eddie were late to class. This was extremely unusual for one of the boys, but not for the other.

"E-Eddie is never l-late to c-class. W-Where could he p-possibly be??" Bill asked. Stan shrugged. "I don't know, and quite frankly, I don't really care. He and Richie are probably just making out in a broom closet."

"You're k-kidding," Bill said, and Stan just shrugged again in reply. "You r-really think s-so?" Bill asked. "I will bet you ten dollars that they are right now." Stan replied. 

"Oh, really? You w-wanna b-bet?" Bill asked. Stan looked at him and smirked. "Okay, hot shot," He paused, then continued. "Why don't we say... if they admit that they're seeing each other by the end of the month, you give me ten dollars. If they don't, I give you ten dollars. Deal?" Bill smiled and nodded. "D-deal."

After an excruciatingly boring few minutes in the class, Eddie finally busted the door open and ran inside. His hair was standing up in different places all over his head, his shirt was buttoned up incorrectly, he just all around looked very wrecked. 

"Hey, Ms. Mirabella. Sorry for being so late. I had uh... some stuff to do." Eddie announced, attempting to smooth a part his hair down, but failing. 

Suddenly, Richie came running in as well, nearly knocking them both over. He looked the same as Eddie, the same messy, disorganized look to him. 

"Hello everyone, I'm Some Stuff" Richie said, winking at Eddie.

The smaller boy rolled his eyes.
"Please stop talking, Richard" Eddie said through his teeth, embarrassed.

"Oh, but you love it, Eddie! It's what makes so you chuckalicous." Richie sneered, pinching Eddie's cheek. Eddie turned red as a tomato, and Richie just smiled kindly at the class. 
"Boys, can you please stop being a distraction to the class?" The teacher asked, and Richie and Eddie both immediately sat down in their respective seats.

Bill was shocked, mouth agape. "Wow, I didn't know it was going to be THAT easy." Stan whispered. Bill then slipped Stan his ten dollars. "F-Fuck you S-Stan." "Please, you're just jealous that's not us." Stan said. Bill muttered some cuss words under his breath and rolled his eyes, but Stan knew he was right.

Richie and Eddie smiled at their two friends, and went on with the rest of the day as if nothing happened.

a/n, a year later??: hey guys! so i'm re-editing all of these oneshots again, and i just remembered i actually wrote a oneshot about what they actually did but never published it? so like,,,, would yall like it if i came back from the dead to release a couple more oneshots???? just let me know!!! thanks for reading!!!