"Hey, Eddie!" Richie whisper yelled across the half-full classroom. "What?" Eddie shouted back. "Wanna hear a joke?" The taller boy asked. "No, not re-" but before Eddie could even finish, Richie had ignored him and said his joke anyways.
"Why do cows wear bells?" Eddie rolled his eyes. "Why do cows wear bells, Richie." "Because they can't toot their own horn!" He chuckled to himself, because Richie thought he was the funniest person in the world.
"Where do you even find these jokes? Are you high on life or some shit?" Eddie asked.
"The only drug I'm on is love, baby." Richie answered. Eddie laughed at his remark. "Can't relate, I suck at that." "Not for long." Richie said, as he shot the smaller boy a wink after the statement.
Eddie rolled his eyes yet again. Oh, Richie. That was just his sense of humor.
Right?
A/N: I have so much to say!
1. Thank you guys so much for 1K reads on these one shots! I'm so happy!
2. So sorry for not updating. Life has been crazy busy lately but I'll try to update more often.
3. This is inspired by a real experience I had. Yes, I'm not very good at flirting if you can't tell. hehe
a/n, a year later: hi what even is this? this is incoherent im sorry
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