We have my baby nephew today and this is me.
Me: We gonna have a good day!
Baby: *smile*
Me: *feeds him*
Baby*eats*
Me: DID YOU SPIT ON ME?? THAT BETTER HAVE BEEN DROOL
Baby: *tears up*
Me: NO NO NO DON'T CRY
Baby: *cries*
Me: I have failed this baby....
Me: *puta him in jumper*
Baby: *cries*
Me: I've held you all day!
Baby: *cries*
Me: *gives in*
Me: sleep child sleep!!
Baby: *sleeps*
Me: *dies of exhaustion*
Baby: *cries*
Me: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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