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Hello my potatoes, this book turns potatoes into Pringles, so only noob potatoes can read this to turn into Pringles. I'm just kidding my precious, precious, Pringles.
In this chapter, you will learn about Roblox's catolog and noobs.
The catolog includes: copied clothing, overpriced hats, overpriced accessories, and limiteds.
Link: https://web.roblox.com/catalog/?Direction=2
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See what I mean about overpriced items?
But...when there are events on Roblox (you'll learn later), you can get FREE items!
The catalog is where you buy nice items, usually clothing. But, Roblox clothes are usually overpriced, so yeah. I suggest you buy clothing from: Nivolu, SouledIn, or sadurn. GrottyPuff clothing is very...unique.
Now, you Roblox noobs, (I'm just kidding my beautiful potatos) I will tell you the most useful thing about Roblox.
DO NOT BY THE TRASH ON THE FRONT OF THE CLOTHING CATOLOG!
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See all that overpriced clothing that all the dumb noobs buy? You may be fooled that because you bought robux means you are a pro.
Let's have a quick chat about noobs. Noobs think that if they have robux they are automatically a pro. Becoming a pro isn't something you BUY. It's something you EARN. Just because you can afford overpriced clothing doesn't mean you are the coolest Robloxian in Roblox. It makes you a bigger noob. It makes you a noob because you think you're cool, buying from the most popular brands, but you can just buy the same exact outfit for 5 robux.
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LOOK AT THAT! You can save 52 robux!!! Wow! Now, if you were a nub, you don't have to be one anymore. Just buy original clothing.
NOTE: GUYS, DON'T START SCREAMING AT ROBLOX FOR SCAMMING YOU WITH OVERPRICED CLOTHING. IT'S NOT ROBLOX'S FAULT THERE ARE JUST TOO MUCH GREEDY ROBUX PIGS ON ROBLOX. CLOTHES ARE PRODUCED LIKE, EVERY MINUTE! HOW CAN ROBLOX TELL REAL FROM FAKE? There is only one original piece of clothing, yet so many copies.
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The one real one:
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Ok, that's freaking expensive, you all have rights to copy! NOT!
