The Bleak Spots

Chapter 2

-Chapter 2 : The Pretenders-

"I will gladly chopped off your retarded balls if any of your dared to touch them, my gigolos. Go, do it. I.Dare.You", Karen said loud enough for all of the attendants to hear it, just in time when the last Russian Mafia's members fell to the ground.

"And you, Mr. Ivankov, will be my first victim", Karen whispered right at Dmitri's ear, moving her kodachi's tip dangerously close to his crotch.

"Geezz all of this testosterone is making me want to eat my heaven's balls", Karen muttered loudly, making several heads, including Louis and Conrad, turned to her as they heard her comment as clear as day.

"Wait.. what? Heaven's balls? Do you mean their bal-", Tatsuo started to talk again but his twin brother, Tatsuya, put a hand grenade inside of his mouth.

"Just shut up for a second, Tatsuo Sasaki, or else I will pull the pin from that grenade", Tatsuya hissed at his twin, making Tatsuo grumbled under his breath and chose to shut his mouth, for now.

Karen just ignored the twins, gesturing for Louis and Conrad to come closer. "Point your gun at his neck and crotch while I'm searching for my heaven's balls. And don't avert your gaze from him", she said in a serious once the two were close enough for them to hear her, pointing at Dmitri's neck and crotch.

Louis and Conrad pointed their guns at the place where Karen told them to while she was busy searching and patting her thighs and chests. The gesture made several eyes focusing on her chests and thighs. Karen rolled her eyes at that.

'Duh damn horn dogs. Geezz where is it?!', Karen thought, still patting every part of her body. Aha! She smiled when she found it, the hidden stack of M&M's candies, the one that she oh-so-casually put inside of her obi-like-belt.

"Want some, anyone?", Karen offered after she ate some. Everyone looked at her incredulously, like she has just lost her mind. Well who could blame them? She was like asking them about the weather when it was in the middle of a battle.

Karen shrugged her shoulders, continue eating her so called 'heaven's balls' with her free hand, her eyes still focused and aware of her surrounding while her other hand gripping her double kodachis tightly. How she managed it? No one knows other than the god himself and her.

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Everyone's heard the soft footsteps before they saw that it came from the Yakuza's boss himself. They watched as he walked closer to his wakagashira and stood beside her.

"Well, aren't you my rebel kobun, huh Karen? Two gaijin (foreigner) gigolos? That's impressive my child hahaha", Eiji laughed at his own joke, gently patting Karen's shoulder while Karen shrugged her shoulders lightly and offered her M&M's to her boss. Eiji took some candies before he ate it and turned his attention back to the Russian Mafia's executives, Dmitri Ivankov and co.

"Well, if my daughter said that this two foreigners are now her properties then its her properties. I suggest for you to accept it Dmitri...", Eiji threw a small smile at Dmitri, the threat hung heavily even though he didn't directly say it. Dmitri's jaws tensed as he nodded his head.

Eiji looked at Louis' and Conrad's eyes, nodding his head. Louis and Conrad backed away before they lowered their pistols.

"We will go, thank you for inviting us, Mr. Tsukasa", Dmitri said through his gritted teeth, bowing stiffly to Eiji before he turned away and left the party with the other Russian Mafia's executives and members.