When the Future Visits the Past (Sirius Black)

A winning plan #19

Jetta

I have a plan I'm tired of the boys moping so I convinced lily (the only Gryffindor who will still talk to me) to subtly get James to plan some pranks for the boys to pull tomorrow, all that's left of my plan is to get the old dumbles to agree and subsequently the rest of the staff as well.

I leave the dungeons and head up through the halls to the headmasters office to explain my plan.

Once I explain every thing and have ensured the teachers immunity I am free to do as I please. I also managed to get special permission to be out after hours, my Slytherins cunning is paying off.

I stay up almost all night preparing everything and let me tell you it is the most glorious thing I have every seen. I even managed to make a couple howlers before passing out from exhaustion only to have my alarm go off a short while later I wake up groggy and pull one of my last few pepper ups out of my bag thinking to myself that I have make more soon.

I send my howlers before heading into the staff common to check and make sure that my invincibility charm works. I'll head to the great hall after and await my cue outside the door.

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Sirius

I wake up feeling slightly better than I have in weeks. We have planned some great stuff for today and I can't wait. I quickly dress and head down to the great hall for breakfast. I walk in and sit in our usual spot at the table I sit and wait for the others while snacking on a price of toast.

"Good morning padfoot, are you ready?" James asks taking a seat next to me.

"Heck yeah!" I can't wait to sit back and watch the chaos after we finish.

All of a sudden a school owl swoops in holding oh no I pity the sorry sod who got a howler. I watch it circle the room once before dropping the letter infront of me?  Wait what? Who would be sending me a howler I was disowned so it wasn't the Blacks James doesn't have one so it isn't our family, either way I'd better open it before it explodes.

"Sirius Orion Black
-Potter I expected better from you! How dare you think I betrayed you? I explained about my sorting in a calm manner hoping that you wouldn't stick your head up your arse and only hear what you wanted!! I may love you but your being an arse, I haven't changed at all besides my last name and the colours I wear!! The problem is completely within your own head. And as for you two as well James and Remus I expected better if you after all I thought you knew me best I lived with you James,
Remus I told you my secrets.!  You guys have pretty much left me all alone lily is the only friend from my other home who still speaks to me! I wish you would quit being prejudiced and just pull your heads out of each others arses and realize that I'm still the same person!!! Jetta out!!!" And then instead of tearing itself up as a normal howler would it exploded in a puff of pink smoke.

The smoke turned out to be dye and anyone within a three foot radius was hit.

I will say that I feel a little bad about how I treated Jetta and I have to give her a hand for the throw back prank to her first move in the war. Also I didn't miss those three little words in the letter that made my heart pound.

Just then another owl swoops in with another howler, did I miss something is it national howler day or something? Oh my Merlin! No way, it's for Dumbledore! Jetta wouldn't do that would she?

He picks it up not looking the least bit surprised and opens it

"Thanks professor," it says then turns away from him and towards the rest of the hall, "Hello students I have an  special announcement for you all. I have managed to convince the headmaster that we need a day to let off some steam. Today fellow students is now going to be known as the great day of pranks. This is a one time thing people do I suggest you make it count. Furthermore sadly not all of the teachers were okay with this so I have found a charm that will protect those staff who know that they would be pranked harshly, this charm will also cause the prankster to basically prank them selves, view exhibit A entering the hall in a moment. She personally tested all the teachers protection charms and these are the results." The letter is also charmed in someway to explode into fireworks instead of dye or tearing itself up we all turn to the door when it starts to open...

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Jetta

I am walking down towards the great hall when all of a sudden a blue flash appears and blinds me temporarily.

When my sight returns I see an unconscious George laying infront of me. They found me!!! Yes I can go home! But wait I don't think I want to I think that I've made a life here. I'm gonna save them. I've come to care about these people and knowing what will happen to them is breaking me knowing that I have some of the knowledge that can maybe save them. After today, I'm going to research until I find something that can save them. I've only got a few years left and only one with access to the hogwarts library I have to make it count.

I look down to see George waking up and I rush to help him up. "Georgie! I can't believe you're here, how'd you know how to find me?"

"Jetta? What happened to you, why do you look like that?" Asked my favourite uncle.

"Ummm.... you chose a great day to find me uncle, today is the great day of pranks a day never to be rivalled, a day in which pranksters will envy for generations to come. I'm sorry George my man but I won't be able to leave I need to lead them in this day of greatness. Now I'm sorry I'll explain and talk to you after my appearance in the great hall I'm already late I'll have to run I order to make it."

I leave him looking baffled I call back as I run telling him to meet me by the one eyed witch statue.

I reach the doors just as the fireworks finish. I push open the doors and walk straight up to the staff table not looking at anyone along the way. I hear people whispering and commenting on my appearance which is very odd to say the least but I had to make sure my charm worked.

I reach the podeum at the front "greetings fellow students, as was explained today is going to be a day where we can prank. There will be no points taken from pranks which is a bonus. I would also like to say that most hallways have been rigged with all sorts of pranks from paint buckets to random season changes to halls that look to have been swapped with others, have fun guys. As to comment on the charm that I used for the teachers. All pranks will backfire as you can see I tried to give Prof MG a puppy tail and ears and I tried to give the defence teacher some antlers, slughorn was supposed to be pink and the slime was for divination. None of the pranks actually worked out. Thank you students that will be all I have to say other than have fun and don't hurt anyone."

Sorry guys for the wait to be honest every time o tried to publish this my internet would go down and then I just kinda forgot about it but I finally got it up. hopefully I can get the next few put in a timely manner since I have some time off work right now. Thanks for understanding. Till the next one -SDMN_marauder