It took a while for Hoseok oppa to calm down after his energetic (😏) encounter with me.
"How's school been lately?" Namjoon oppa asked.
"It's been okay," I lied. The truth was, I was getting bullied almost every day meaning that school was something that I never anticipated.
"That's good," Namjoon oppa responded with a sweet smile.
"BEEP! BEEP! DIMPLES ALERT!" Hoseok oppa screamed. I gasped, playing along with him.
"ILLEGAL, OPPA! THOSE DIMPLES ARE ILLEGAL! (😏) YOU SHALL NOT SMILE SO CUTELY OTHERWISE I SHALL FALL HEAD OVER HEALS FOR YOU!" I yelled. Hoseok oppa's excitement seemed to vanish in an instance.
"Ew. No. Krys. Just no. Never ever (😏) say that again. Never. No. Eugh," he spoke, shuddering as he uttered the final word. I playfully punched him on the arm.
"I was joking, oppa. Calm yourself," I said, feeling quite embarrassed. Hoseok oppa then turned to look at Namjoon oppa and broke out in laughter after seeing his facial expression. I turned my head to look at him and I, too, died.
"You're weird," Namjoon oppa said.
"YOU'RE WEIRDER! HAVE YOU SEEN YOURSELF?!" Hoseok oppa laughed.
"Shut up before I destroy you," Namjoon oppa warned.
"EXCUSE MOI! I AM YOUR ELDER THEREFORE YOU MUST RESPECT ME!" Hoseok oppa responded, his expression immediately becoming angry.
"By what? Like, 7 months?" Namjoon oppa smirked.
"YAH! SO WHAT IF IT'S 7 MONTHS?!" Hoseok oppa asked, outraged.
"SO NOTHING!" Namjoon oppa screamed back. Hoseok oppa had a questioning expression plastered on his face.
"What?" he asked.
"I SHALL RESPECT YOU!" Namjoon oppa responded.
"OKAY WE GET IT!" I screamed.
"WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?!" Hoseok oppa yelled.
"I DON'T KNOW!" Namjoon oppa answered.
"Okay, seriously guys. Shut up," I spoke.
"Okay," Hoseok oppa responded.
"YAH! YOU'RE EVEN YOUNGER THAN I AM!" Namjoon oppa retorted.
"BUT SHE'S A GIRL!" Hoseok oppa screamed yet again. Namjoon oppa gasped dramatically.
"GENDER DISCRIMINATION!!!!! GENDER DISCRIMINATOR ALERT!!" Namjoon yelled.
"You can even see your illegal dimples when you scream," I laughed.
"ILLEGAL DIMPLES ALERT!" Hoseok oppa screamed.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" we heard Yoongi scream from upstairs. They both laughed but I just rolled my eyes. After the laughter died down, Namjoon oppa spoke.
"So, on a serious note, Krys, how's life now that... You know..." Namjoon oppa asked.
"It's kinda hard. There are a lot of things that I still don't know how to do and I don't think I'll ever be able to learn properly," I answered.
"Like what?" Namjoon oppa asked.
"... C-cooking..." I said quietly.
"Don't worry about that. Kyungsoo hyung (MY ULTIMATE BIAS FYI) can teach you," Hoseok oppa spoke. I was shook.
"What?" I said with a faint voice, a shocked expression plastered on my face. "You know him? Like, personally?"
"Yeah," Hoseok oppa answered. "Who do you think taught Jin hyung how to cook?" I gasped.

YOU ARE READING
save me | kim taehyung
Fanfikce"It's okay." "You don't need to save me." "I've saved myself." (Mature content - self harm)