No. Eleven; brendan gallagher

four; in which they argue about burgers

[ iMessage ]
[ Brendan Gallagher & Elizabeth Lavoie ]

Hey

Can I call you Lizzy?

no

what about Beth?

that's a no from me

what about LizzyBeth?

how about i delete
your number?

okay I'll stop.
please don't delete me

new phone who dis?

haha very funny.

i try to be. sometimes
my jokes come across
as offensive because
i'm an asshole

fair warning most
my jokes are either slightly
insulting or self-deprecating

warning received

How's your day been?

I had a test that did
not go well. haha, i'll
brb after i die a little

that bad eh?

if university hadn't killed
in the last three years then
that test would have finished
the job tbh.

i'm surest you did
better then you think.

mhmmmmm

would ice cream fix
this problem?

ice cream is for breakups

failed tests require McDonalds

too bad you're in
Toronto. If you were
in Montreal you could
get a Gallagher burger

why would i want one of those?

because it is obviously
the best burger ever
created in this world

but why would i have a
Gallagher burger when i
could have a Matthews
burger?

no way

you'd betray me like that?

brb i have to order

Elizabeth!! Don't you
dare commit this crime!

I'm back and this
burger tastes heavenly!

I just googled to
see if a Matthews burger
actually exists.

update

it doesn't

i'm hurt that you'd
lie about my burgers
competition

I'm sorry

if it makes you feel better
i didn't even get a burger
i got a share pack of chicken
nuggets

it makes me feel
a little better

wait

i didn't feel like a burger
when the Matthews
burger wasn't on the menu

who are you with?

what??

i'm alone?

a share pack is like,
20 nuggets? the
name suggests you
share the meal.

what are you saying?

that you expect me to
share my hard
earned fast food?
read at 6:34 pm

I'll visit a McDonalds in
Montreal and order a
Gallagher burger if
it makes you happy
read at 10:57 pm

I would love for
you to visit Montreal
because then I'd
get to see you again.

Goodnight Elizabeth