No. Eleven; brendan gallagher

three; in which they make a deal

[ iMessage at 7:40 am ]
[ Brendan & (416)555-6679 ]

Rise and shine Brendan

Did you just wake up?

Yeah? Why?

I've been up since 5:30

what makes someone
get up at that ungodly
hour of the night?

technically 5:30 is morning.

Oh and my work

wtf do you do
for a living dude?

nothing special.
I usually have to
commute to Brossard
which takes time with
traffic and dumb drivers

Brossard?????

Where the heck is that?

wtf? i put it into Google Maps
and it says that Brossard
is in Quebec??

oh right

haha righttt

you're from Toronto

do you live in Quebec?

yeah, I do.
Specifically in
Montreal

what were you doing
in Toronto then?

and don't say work
unless youre gonna
tell me wtf you do

well, it definitely
was for something
other than work

then what was it?

I lied

it was for work
read at 8:15 am

come back
read at 8:17 am

I'll tell you what
my job is

what is it?

tell me your name
then I'll tell you

that wasn't our deal

well, guess we both
wait in suspense then
read at 8:23 am

[ iMessage from (416)555-6679 at 9:01 am ]

fineeeeee. I'll tell you
my name but we never
speak it ever because i hate it

okay deal

it's Elizabeth.

wow

that's really pretty.

just like you

nice try

tell me what your job is

fine you got me

but for the record
I meant what I said

Anyways. So basically
I'm a hockey player for
the Canadiens.
read at 9:10 am

Elizabeth??

Sorry, I was googling
you too see if it was
legit or you were kidding

and what's the
final verdict?

You are legit a hockey player
wow

is it that hard to believe?

i guess not.

i was expecting some
lame office job tbh

did you indirectly
call me lame?
read at 9:25 am