Scout
Finn?
Unknown number
No, this is Irma, a 74 year old retiree with three cats
Scout
Well now your name is being saved under Irma so I hope you're alright with that
Irma
Wait no
Irma
I've made a grave mistake
Irma
Make it Finn, or something other than Irma
Scout
*screenshot sent*
something other than irma
did you seriously change my name to 'something other than irma'?
Scout
I really don't know what else you expected of me
Scout
But if it makes you feel better
Scout
*screenshot sent*
Finnegan
Thank you
Scout
Make my name something fun
Finnegan
I can't think of anything fun
Scout
You have no sense of creativity
Finnegan
Fairly accurate
Finnegan
So I take it your brothers are fed?
Scout
Yeah, I made their favorite
Finnegan
What's their favorite?
Scout
Spaghetti for James, chicken alfredo for Sawyer
Finnegan
Did you eat?
Scout
Not yet, I'm probably just gonna make some macaroni. Clearly my family is a pasta family
Finnegan
I see no shame in that
Finnegan
Anyways, while I was waiting, I read an article about you
Scout
Oh jeez what was it about?
Finnegan
It was like the top five reasons you're great pretty much
Scout
Oh! I've read that one, it's so sweet, made my heart go boom
Finnegan
Sorry about your mom by the way
Scout
Nah it's fine, she's a piece of shit anyways. haven't seen her in almost a year and I'd like to keep it that way.
Finnegan
Your brothers are lucky to have you
Scout
Thank you Finn
Finnegan
Hey, you wanna play twenty questions
Scout
Damn
Finnegan
What?
Scout
This was going so well then you had to go all fuqboi
Finnegan
I promise that's not my intention, I genuinely wanna get to know you better
Scout
Alright then, I guess I'm down. You go first
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Scouts Honor - a Finn Wolfhard fic
Fanfic"I'd like to give a big shoutout to Finn Wolfhard for stealing my brand" Where a singer kind of sort of falls in love with a guy who only lives about 1,397.1 miles away from her.
