Percy Jackson and the Avengers {DISCONTINUED}

Chapter 25

Bruce POV
After they all went to bed and I was sure everyone was asleep by one in the morning, I snuck downstairs to the freezer and pulled out some ice cream. Sam and Wanda got back around twelve thirty and Clint got back about five minutes ago but he basically fell on his bed and passed out. And Tony was more than likely at some girls house and Rhodey left a message saying that he went home and he lost Tony after an hour or two. I turned on the tv and watched the Arrow. It was good. I started it a few weeks ago and I was already on season four. Binge watched right here. After just about finishing season five I went back to bed. It was about five. So I showered and got dressed. I went down to my lab and worked on finishing some bars for Steve. Since he needs about 10,000 calories a day, these will help. They have about 5,000 calories in them. So he'll eat one in the morning everyday and that's it. I walked around my table not paying attention and ran into someone. "Hey watch where you're going you ass!" I blinked and looked up and saw a half naked woman. I groaned slightly and looked away and held my hand out, "Sorry, but you are in my lab at five thirty in the morning." She took my hand and I helped her up and still looked away. "Why won't you look at me?" She said in a song song voice. I bit my lip and walked away. I heard her huff and sit down on the couch where Tony was also naked. I continued working and the woman, after taking advantage of Tony since he was still asleep, fell asleep herself. I heard Steve come down at exactly six o five. "Hey." I smiled but didn't look up, "Here you go. Now this had more calories so you only get one a day now." He nodded and chowed down. "Also, don't look towards the couch. As I said, there's a random woman and Tony naked over there." Steve blushed and turned the opposite way. He finished, thanked me, and went to run. After finishing up testing different things for Fury and sending them in, I turned to leave. Only problem, Tony saw me, "Bru~cey! Come join me~!" He slurred in a sing song voice. "Yeah! Let's have a wicked threesome!" The girl fell on the floor with a thump. "No." Again I tried to leave. Tony somehow got a hold of me and wrapped his arms around me neck and pressed his naked body against me. "Tony! Get off!" A drunk Tony normally was a strong Tony. "Woman don't you dare touch me! You need to get dressed and leave!" I managed to get out of Tony's grip and high tailed out. I ran all the up to the kitchen. "What happened to you?" Percy said biting into a muffin. Rhodey sighed and everyone was confused. "Tony and some random woman was trying to get me to do a threesome with them. And a drunk Tony is a strong Tony and  it took me a while to break free." Nico snorted and Percy's face turned red. "I'll go get them." Rhodey left to kick the girl out and to get Tony to his room. "Nico are you dying?" Natasha cracked a smile at him for he was crying from laughing. "No...Percy!....gods!" He said in between laughter. We turned to Percy who was redder than a tomato. "Um, well, I'm, a virgin still. And he makes fun of me for it. And, um, I sometimes get uncomfortable when people mention it." Natasha also started laughing. I smiled. "It's okay. Steve's like that. All though, now that Bucky is Here I doubt he's a virgin anymore." Bucky came out of nowhere. "Damn right I took his virginity." Percy got redder and Nico and Natasha were crying on the floor with laughter.

Wanda POV
Sam and I got downstairs to the kitchen to find an extremely red Percy, Natasha and Nico crying on the floor laughing, Bruce just standing at the sink with a smile, and Bucky making coffee. "What?" Sam asked befuddled(I love this word). (For those who don't know what it means : another word for confused basically). Bruce turned to us, "Oh, well, I told them that Tony and the random girl down in my lab were trying to get me to do a threesome and Percy turned red and Nico started laughing. Natasha asked and she also started laughing. Reason : Percy is still a virgin and I told him that Steve more than likely wants anymore and Bucky said and I quote 'damn right I took his virginity.' And Percy got redder and they fell on the floor." Sam snorted. "Dude, with your looks I'm surprised you're still a virgin. I don't anyone in this building besides you is a virgin now." I raised my hand, "I'm still a virgin." Clint came down from the vents, "What the hell are y'all talking about?" Instead of repeating everything, Bruce had JARVIS replay it. By the end Clint just smiled. "So we have two virgins? We may need to fix that." Percy got even redder and I got pretty red too. "Um, how bout no." I said and walked out. That was the most awkward thing I've ever talked about!

Nico POV
Like Clint said, except I'll be taking Percy's.

Percy POV
After Wanda left I just stood there red. After ten more minutes Nico, Natasha, and Sam calmed down but still snickered every time they looked at each other. "Wait. Nico? You're not a virgin?" James asked breaking the silence. "No. The Aphrodite cabin love the bad boy look I have." He said straight faced. "Cabin?" I asked. Nico nodded, "Cabin." Meaning the guys too. Everyone looked at us confused. "Cabin. Guys and girls." Nico again said straight faced. Natasha blushed at that and Sam questioned, "Are you bi?" Nico shook his head, "No, I'm gay but if a girl wants it, they can have it." I put my face down as my face was so red it looked like I was terribly sunburned. Why? Why do they act like this?