i flooded into the traffic of the galloway and i began to feel my body turn to a noodle. my momi always said "skidaddle skidoodle, my dick is now a noodle" my while bidy was a nodle, kind lick a uh rigatoni nodle or maybe alfredo? i walked in the hallz and i walked past the perty 8th graph girls girls and couldn't wait to be in there grad? i bet when i'm in 8 grade i'll have a boyfried and be skinny and straight blond hair and blue eyes,. my 8 grade aspire is Kelsi Kornpanick or Olivia Drybin and even Julia Hunchback and Annna Smellerz and also izebella Greedy (i hear she dat her brotha Domidyke Greedy, he's in my home room and has a big lips)
i wake into mr. pussys room and it is chillie in there and my hair little arms got goose pimples. mr, pussy is scary he has a big beard i think he hides kids in there and he strokes it i think he's is amish. i sat all the way in bcak becaus I was scarred of Messy Liefield she was prettet and populated but she has a funny chin it's like a Johnny Bravo or transformer. and also the 8 grade girlz give me panic mode. i hear that Toby Shock had intercourse with Handy Jarkiss and she is younger then him. i wonder if she sahave her punany and pits?
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