in which the two smartest guys are mated to the baddest bitch
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" instead of trying to grow your boobs, why don't you go read a book and grow your brain. "
" this is why she's my mate. "
" our mate. "
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[ AVENGERS ]
[ SOUL MATES ]
[ BRUCE AND TONY...
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"MY GOD, TONY!" A voice exclaimed in panic as Bruce Banner bolted out of the bed, his eyes glancing at the clock that read '7:37' in bold red letters.
"What, babe?" Tony asked as an arm rested above his head, shielding his eyes from the lights that JARVIS switched on at Bruce's request.
"It's past five!" He exclaimed, jumping out of bed. "The new recruits already here and we're late!" Tony shook his head, groaning as his mate threw on some clothes, desperately trying to cover up the bite and love marks that littered his body. If there was one thing Tony loved doing that teasing others and poking fun at them was making sure that everyone knew Bruce was him. He always made sure to leave marks every time they had sex.
"Why do we have to go?" Tony groaned as he rolled over, wrapping the blankets around his naked body.
"Because the person is helping us out. Now get up." Bruce ripped off the blankets, fixing his shirt before pulling Tony out of the bed, the man sighing before grudgingly changing into a pair of sweatpants and a loose tee shirt.
"Whatever." He huffed as they walked down the corridor, heading for the living room. Flashes of noise echoed throughout the area as the tv played, everyone cuddled into each other.
"We're here!" Exclaimed Tony as they entered the room, everyone turning their attention to the two mates that just entered the room, fully dressed but both their bodies littered with bite marks and while Bruce was shy about it, Tony didn't give two fucks.
"So, where's this new recruit?" Bruce asked as he slid into one of the loveseat chairs, Tony sliding in next to him.
"She's gone to the kitchen." Answered Steve who wore a disappointing look on his face.
"What?" Tony asked, feigning innocence. The blonde avenger let out a sigh as he shook his head, leaning against Loki.
"I told you to come on time."
"It's not my fault!" Tony said, raising his hands before nudging his finger into Bruce's side. "It's this guy's fault for being so distracting while being naked." Bruce's face went red, his face rivalling Natasha's hair as the man elbowed Tony in the guy. "What?"
"Hey, guys." A voice called from the kitchen. "I can't seem to find the popcorn." Alexis walked out of the kitchen and immediately saw the silence that lingered in the room as everyone stared at her. "What? Did I do something wrong?"
Tony and Bruce sat with their jaws to the ground and their eyes wide open as their heartbeat began to speed up, the inner voices screaming one-word insides their heads.
