So I got to school today and went to my first hour which is p.e. I don't like p.e. I HATE P.E. I'm pretty sure the coach gave up on trying to make me do stuff.
I don't have any friends in that class so I hang out with the sixth graders.
BTW IM IN EIGHTH GRADE.
There is this one kid named Author and I think he is my spirit animal.
My friend's mom said that I was her spirit animal.
Anyway towards the end of pe everyone goes into the locker room and gets dressed or smokes weed.
I don't smoke weed I'm a good girl.
But, I don't change at all so I just scroll through Instagram and stalk people.
Everyone had just come out of the locker room and my stomach was hurting me.
Then I FARTED OUT LOUD.
AND WHEN I SAY OUT LOUD I MEAN OUT LOUD.
Haha you get it! ☝🏼
And everyone heard it and I pretended it was a video I was watching.
Watch this video to here people farting on live television.
After first hour I went to art where I drew a picture of me as a baby. I was really fat.
Baby me 👇🏼
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I told you I was fat.
After art I went to social studies and took a test. I didn't know any of the answers so I guessed them all.
At car pool there was an announcement that it was going to snow the next day.
This is very rare in Louisiana.
One of the teachers threw all of her papers in the air when she heard this announcement.
We all started screaming and dancing.
It was fummy.
But I almost died because I ran into a pole.
Then after getting picked up we got a notification that school was canceled. And we started dancing in the car.
The next today I woke up at 5 am and started playing in the snow.
Me and my friend Lindyn built a snow woman. Her name was Roxanne and her stripper name was Snowflake.
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But she started loosing wait after a few days. It's probably because she's been snorting too many snow flakes! 👃🏼❄️
Then I decided to lick a pole. It was probably Roxanne's.
Idk why I decided to lick a pole but I did. And my TONGUE GOT STUCK TO IT.
We had to call the fire department. And they were able to get me to stop making out with the pole.
I hope you enjoyed this chapter. YOU BETTER HAVR OR I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND KILL YOU! I'm jk.
Or am I
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