The awkward moment when your foot falls asleep so you stomp around like a dinosaur.
They say the closest way to be close to someone you love is by being a friend.❤
When someone says "expect the unexpected", slap them then say, "you didnt expect that, did you?"
The awkward moment when you're trying to be totally serious, but someone makes you laugh.😂
The moment when you step into a spider web, and you audomatically turn into a chopping ninja.
My relationship is like my iPad. I dont have an iPad.
Admit it, when we see a homeless guy with a dog, we all feel a bit more bad for the dog.🐶
If I had a dollar for everybody somebody different told me I was pretty, I would have one dollar. Thanks mom.💵
When boys sing to you silly.💗
Why is Monday so far away from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
That awkward moment when you throw something at your friend and it hits someone else.😳
Making your friend laugh when they're reading to the class.😂
Dear family, just because im smiling when U read a text, doesn't mean im flirting with someone.😄📱
Dont like me? Cool, I dont wake up everyday to impress you.
Practicing your signature over and over again, incase you become famous one day.✒
Best childhood memory: Quick! Your moms here, hide so you don't have to go home!🏡
No matter how many pens you buy, they always go mysteriously missing.✒
"Your so ugly!" "Really?" "Yes!" "Good, I was trying to look like you today."😏
Facebook should change the status question from "Whats on your mind?" to "Whats your problem today?"
No matter how old you are, if a little kid pretends to shoot you with a toy gun, you pretend to die.😵🔫
The worst feeling: Not getting a reply back from someone you want to talk to.📱😭💬
Best feeling: When tears turn into laughter because someone who didnt want you to be sad, said something to cheer you up!😭😂
The awkward moment when you walk out of your room with your pajamas on and you have guests in your house.
A/N that's it for now but dont worry! I'll most likely update again later today!😄
