Holding the power button to shut down your computer feels like you're choking someone to death.💻
I got 99 problems and I'm not dealing with any of them.😂
If a number is not divisible by 2 or 5, I get very uncomfortable.😳
The year is 2060. The iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you.📱
Probably the worst part of being a penguin is that after you're in an argument, you'll try to waddle away angrily, but you still look adorable.🐧
I feel like there's no such thing as a bad brownie. Even a bad brownie is still a decent brownie.😊
Can I major in traveling the world?✈️
What if one day your dog said, "Nobody's ever gonna believe you," and then never spoke again?🐶❓❔
When I see siblings who love each other: WHAT ARE THOOOSSSEEEE?😳
Everyone thinks I'm overdramatic when I'm upset. But when an octopus gets stressed out, it eats itself. Now THATS overdramatic.❕❕❕
What if everyone on the highway turned their radios to the same station and blasted the volume. It would be like a traveling concert!😊🚗🎶
I think I missed out on the "neat and cute handwriting" that every girl seems to have and this is unfair. 📝😒
An extra month of summer would be great.😋
My own face pisses me off. 😒
hair = mess
room = mess
life = mess
Realizing how alone you are is one of the worst feelings ever.😢
All I do anymore, is sleep, feel bad for myself, and take selfies.😴😓📱
There are boys prettier than me.😒
Embarrassing myself is my best talent.😳
"A vodka please."
"Um, this is McDonald's."
"Okay, a McVodka please."
My sleep schedule is so screwed up.😴😒
In high school, ya gotta learn that if you're late, you might as well be hella late, and go get breakfast or something.🍳
me: *types out a post*
me: ok, but who cares?
me: *hits discard*
They need to make larger juice boxes to quench my adult sized thirst.🍹
Why ignore me when you can adore me?😊
I got 99 problems but I'm gonna take a nap and ignore them all.😴
You can't just give me attention and then randomly stop. Wtf.😒
Celebrity break ups hit me way harder than regular break ups.😞
It's all fun and games until the wifi goes out.📱
Rob Dyrdek: Hi.
Chanel West Coast: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I ship me and money.☺️😍❤️💸
They need bigger Capri suns. I'm not 7 years old anymore.😒
My messy buns are often so messy, that I need to cut the elastic out of my hair.✂️
Personality: I DONT GIVE A FUCK!
anxiety: I do.
Can I still be punk even though I've been crying for four hours?😭
A bikini body is a body that you feel confortable in. It's about confidence. Not about shapes and sizes.👙
If my job was answering my text messages, I would get fired.😐
I like mac and cheese more than I like you.😒
I want a restraining order against every spider.😒
When an attractive person compliments me, I get suspicious because I remember Regina George complimented that one girl on her skirt.😳
I'm a sasshole. I'm a sassy asshole.💩
Teacher: you can't write an essay overnight.
exam: you have one hour to write an essay.
