I'm so thankful for my mom, will never describe it.
PSA BC SCHOOL STARTS SOON: DRIVERS! PLEASE BE COURTEOUS TO STUDENT PEDESTRIANS & hit us going full speed please.
I just want customers to know when they complain we don't get in trouble we just make fun of you later... so who's the real loser here?
Me: I'm not gonna fall for this bullshit, mama didn't raise no fool. Narrator: Her mama did in fact raise a fool
If you think ignoring me and leaving my messages opened and read is going to cry, well you're right so please don't do it
Does any one remember the phase where we were embarrassed of baggy t-shirts so we tied them at the bottom and now it's like can I get a XXXXXL
Is Disney still looking for actors for Aladdin? I might not be Jasmine but i'd make a good carpet considering everyone walks all over me.
What if dogs destroy shoes because that's what we put on before leaving?
coworker: omg text me anytime you need a shift covered! me: can you work today? coworker: omg sorry my uncles hamster is in town or I would
My boyfriend won't need to have multiple girls on the side... I have multiple personalities, just tell me which one to unleash
