This summer has been no where like I planned.
It doesn't matter how old I am, I will always watch spongebob.📺
The awkward moment when you accidently make eye contact with the same person like five times.
I wish my natural hair was pretty so i could just wake up and not have to do anything with it.
Making up a story in your head and hoping one day it will happen.
If we're not supposed to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?
You might think im not online. but I always am. even if im not posting. im just scrolling and judging.
dear guys,
girls love food.
sincerely,
learn how to cook
There's always that one person in your class that you wanna smack them in the face with a brick.
friend: hey can you let me copy your homework?
me: we had homework!😳
Dear radio station, is it necessary to play the song I like when I arrive at my destination?
every day i think about texting you first, but then i think if you really wanted to talk to me, you would text me first.📱💬
singing one line of a song all day cuz that's the only part you can remember.🎤
perfect has 7 letters. so does meeeeee. coinsedence? i think not!
you say unpack. I say leave it on the floor opened for two months while I use everything then put it away.
My life kinda just went down when I found out Zac Efron wasnt the one singing in high school musical.🎤🎼
A year ago I would have never guessed my life would be the way it is now.
Teacher: dont forget the test is next week!
Me: psh I've plenty of time.
*6 days later* OMG THERE'S A TEST?!😳
Not being able to pull off a prank because you're laughing like an idiot the whole time.😂
your face when your phone isn't in your pocket. 😳📱
Doing weird thinks and thinking 'this is why im single.'
I hate when websites ask "are you a human?" um no. im obviously a t-rex.💻😑
the awkward moment when you go to look at someone and theyre already looking at you.
that moment when your walking alone and a car slows down next to you for no reason.🚶🚙
when your parents come in the room and look at the computer screen, even if your doing nothing wrong, you still feel uncomfortable.💻
attractive person: hey whats up?
me: who paid you?😒
at what point in history do you think Americans stopped having british accents?🇬🇧
accidently typing what you just heard.
someone called me lazy today. I almost replied.
autocorrect needs to stop capitalizing "omg" im not that excited.
lazy rule: why make your bed if your just gonna get back in it?
