Hi guys! so the emojis might look different because im writing this on the computer. just an FYI but I just noticed that this story has 68 votes! It may not seem like a lot, but it is to me. Thank you for voting and keep on voting!
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Thankful for small dogs, big dogs, medium dogs, puppy dogs, old dogs, fluffy dogs, not fluffy dogs, cute dogs, not so cute dogs, all dogs.🐺
You shouldn't be sad because sad spelled backwards is das and das not good.😞😁
Wood it be weird to make a tree joke? Or should I just leaf it alone?🌴
I wish puberty took you to a customize your character screen.
Netflix and *Raise golden retriever puppies together*🐺
I'd like to thank dogs for existing.🐺
ITS SO HARD WHEN YOU'RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON'T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.😠
Real friendship is when your friends come over to your house and then you both just take a nap.🏩
Once you tell your mom what someone did to you, there's no going back.✖
DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ON SOMEONE THAT DOESN'T APPRECIATE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU.💕✖
My hobbies: switching between the same three apps for hours and imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist.
Every teacher before they draw on the board: I'm not an artist.😒
I want to travel the world but I also want to stay home in bed.🏩
Me: no one likes me. someone: I like you. me: thanks. me: no one likes me.👌
Shopping rule number 1: If its not black, put it back on the rack.✖
him: hey :) me: you're lying😒
during a math test: me: my answer: 23. answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362. Me: well 170 is the closest to 23 so that must be the answer.👌😅
Biology is so silly. I already know what I'm made of. candy and disappointment.👌
friendly reminder: You deserve to be happy.💘
No offence to me, but wtf am I doing?🙎
Learn to be there for yourself when no one else is.👌💗
I am such a picture hoarder. Deleting pictures is just too hard for me.🙎📹
"How to perfect the natural, no makeup look" step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products.💄
You're my favorite notification.😁
If you can hear anything over your music, it's not loud enough.🎧🎵
If you think having thick hair is a blessing, you're wrong.✖
mom: why don't you talk to ______ anymore? Me: fuck that bitch😒✖
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms.💙🐺
*alarm* *snooze* *alarm* *snooze* *alarm* *checks time* "Oh shit!"⌚
If you invite me to a party please make sure to have a cat or dog present so I have someone to hang out with🐱🐺🎊🎉
7% cell phone battery. 0% motivation🎫✖
Attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs😣😫😥
My bed is bedder than yours🏩
If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! knees to chest, damn it! KNEES TO CHEST!t🚙
Very sad to hear about Donald Trump. Nothing happened to him, I'm just sad to hear about him.😡
Why the fuck do bologna and pony rhyme?🐎
SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSE ARE THE WORST! I LIVE IN A HOUSE.😈😥🏠
Calling me ugly isn't even as insult because I know already.
Sometimes I still check my messages to make sure I still have none.
If you were a dinosaur, you would be a bitch-a-whoreous.
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Still can't find some of the emojis but hopefully this will do for now! remember only 3 days until Friday! Until next time, peace out girl scouts
