Shopping for clothes would be alot more fun with a skinnier body and a fatter wallet.💵
I love you a lottle. Its like a little except alot.💖
I've never seen a Burger King it McDonalds under construction. They just show up.
I love not wearing makeup because I can rub my eyes and nothing happens.
I hate mosquitoes. I know im delicious but damn.
The annoying moment when you start the same sentence over three times and your interrupted each time.😑
*Puts on too much lotion.* "Oh crap!" *takes half of it off and puts it on the person beside you.*
The awkward moment when you spell a word correctly but it looks wrong..... so you stare at it forever.
Laughing uncontrollably with your best friend over something stupid.😂😂
Shrek is the best fairy tale ever, he teaches you nobody needs to be perfect to have a happily ever after.
Laughing so hard that no noise comes out and your just clapping your hands like a retarded seal.😂
Im not gonna lie, everytime I see couples holding hands and kissing, I wish I had something like that.
Telling people your at a party when they text "whats up?" when really your home alone.🎉🎊🎈
Best friends have conversations that are impossible for other people to figure out.
That moment when you wake up at around midnight and realize you still have time to sleep before you have to get up for school.😊😴
When im in the car and a sad song plays on my ipod, I look out the window and pretend im in a movie.🚘🎬
Oh, I offended you with my opinion? Ha! You should hear the ones I keep to myself.😏
Laughing sarcastically, then making a serious face.😂😑
*When my names in a bath problem* That's right bitches, I bought 60 watermelons!🍉
The awkward moment when you realize you've been singing the wrong words to a song your entire life.🎶
Dude, calm down. Its gym class.
*missed a call* *calls back and goes to voicemail* What did you die in 3 seconds?
The librarians at my school take their job way to seriously.📚
Writing "etc." on a test because you can't think of anymore examples.
Reading a text message 5 times and still dont know how to reply.📱
That annoying moment when people talk about you like your not in the room.😑
Funniest thing in class: teacher cracks a joke, no one laughs.
My method of taking selfies is: I'll take about 40 and post the least bad one.
