Young Justice Robin x Male Deadpool Reader

Where Da Hell Am I?

Dick's POV

"Cmon, Batman!" I swear this man is the most stubborn person on the planet- scratch that- the universe!

"Robin, you know why we can't show off the Batcave to the team." My adopted father said looking through criminal records.

"You brought the Justice League here!"

"I had to, the Watchtower was blown up."

"Still! Besides, it was your idea to bring a kid we know nothing about to the Batcave!"

"We know his name is (Y/N)."

"That doesn't count!"

"*Sigh* Richard, I have a headache, please just drop it."

"Not until you agree!"

"If it will get you to shut up, fine. But you have to put blindfolds on them so the Batcave's location won't be compromised."

"Deal!"

"Master Bruce, Master Dick, our guest is awake and he would like to know and I quote "Where the h*ll am I?" I suggest one of you go welcome him." Alfred stated calmly.

"I'll do it!" I raise my hand.

"Very well, Master Dick."

(Y/N)'s POV

I'm just lounging on a comfortable bed in a strange place when I heard the slide of a door. I look over only for my eyes to widen when I see one of my teammates.

'Okay, this is gettin' confusing! (Y/N) and Dick have met, (Y/N) and Robin have met, Deathpool and Robin have met, but has Dick met Deathpool?'

'What he is saying is that you have met Robin in both personas, while Robin knows both of your personas, he doesn't know that (Y/N) and Deathpool are the same person.'

'Oh, that makes more sense!'

Birdy walked up to address me "How you feeling?"

I grin, "Oh, I don't know, I just woke in a strange place with a brightly colored kid talking to me, other than that, I feel great!"

Birdy laughed nervously and scratched his neck. "Heh, yeah, sorry bout' the strange welcome"

"S'fine!" I hop up and stretch "Do what kinda food ya got here? I'm starving!"

"Uh, sure, what do you want?"

"You got Lucky Charms?"

"I think, hold on, stay here." He leaves before can speak, I shrug and examine the room I'm in.

It appears to be a mini hospital, looks almost exactly like the med-bay in the Cave. I look around boredly and adjust my hat with a exhale of breath.

'Man I'm bored!'

'I'm just grateful it's quiet.'

'Ugggghhhhhh!'

'I have to agree with Yellow on this one, there's nothing to do in here.'

I sit down and balance my chin on my hand as I wait.

*Timeskip*

I'm groaning as I walk zombishly around the room with bandages wrapped around my body. As you can see I make an awesome mummy!

'We are totally rockin' this look!'

'*Sigh* I don't know how I deal with you two everyday.'

I hear the door whoosh open and look behind myself. I see Birdy with a bowl of cereal.

"Bout' time, Stoplight!" I take the bowl and start chowing down "What took ya so long?"

"Oh well, I guess I can tell you, my team is here right now and I had to let them in, right now they think I'm getting criminal records for Batman."

"Cool." I toss myself on the bed "Don't take too long again, I wanna know why I'm here."

He nods "Before I go, why are you wrapped in bandages?"

"Isn't it obvious! I'm a mummy!"

I barely notice his face turn red "Oh, that's cool." He then exits.

Dick's POV

He's so cute! I'm practically swooning right now. I shake my head and snap out of it, I walk back to lighter side of the Batcave and see my team lounging on the many chairs and pillows that Alfred and I put down here.

"Hey, guys."

"Dude, what took you so long?" KF whines.

"Official Bat business." I say casually as possible.

Suddenly Batman jumped down from the rafters, everyone except me flinched.

"Robin how is our guest?" He rasps.

"Fine." I answer shortly, I discreetly jab my thumbs to the door, he nods and disappears into the shadows.

"Dude, how did he do that?!" KF asks freaking out.

"That information is confidential."

"Okay, enough talk! Let's start the tour you promised." Artemis stated firmly.

"I wish Deathpool could be here." Ms. M says slightly sad. Z nodded in agreement.

(Y/N)'s POV

"Ugh, I'm. So. Boooorrreeedddd." I groan.

I'm just laying on the ground surrounded by bandages that came unraveled. I heard the door slide open but didn't pay any mind to it.

"Get up."

"Why?"

"Just do it."

"Ha! Nike reference"

"Now."

"Ugh, fine!"

I drag myself up and look up only to see Batdude standing there with an impassive face.

"Where are your parents?" He questioned.

"Don't know."

"Where are you living?"

"Behind the dumpster on 22nd Street."

"Do you have any living relatives?"

"Nope."

"Would you like a home?"

"Meh. I don't care."

He looked thoughtful for a moment "I have a friend, he will take you in."

"That's nice."

"Would you like to go with him?"

"Sure, as long as he doesn't abuse or try to rape me."

"He won't."

I jump up and grab my bag "Well what we waitin' for? Let's go!"

He blindfolded me and led me through his hideout to what I assume is the Batmobile.

Dick's POV

I was showing the team the console when Batman came out with (Y/N) stumbling around while waving his arms around wildly, trying to figure out which way he's walking.

The team just stared and stayed silent as Batman led (Y/N) to the Batmobile and eventually sped out of the Batcave.

I turn around and pretended nothing happened "Well, anyways-"

"Hold up!" KF interrupted me "What the heck was that?!" He pointed to where the Batmobile was last.

"That's confidential." I say waving it off.

"You mean the fact that Batman was dragging some kid away to God knows where!" He waved his arms around frantically.

"To be fair, this isn't the weirdest or disturbing thing that Batman has done, far from it I'd say." I shrugged.