Young Justice Robin x Male Deadpool Reader

Little Orphan Deathpool

(Y/N)'s POV

The Bats and I have been sitting in his cool-as-f*ck car for about 13 minutes and I think he's about to throw me out of the car.

"Why Batman? I mean, there really cool and all, but Batman? Is it because you disappear into the shadows and scare literally everyone? Or is it like a childhood fear? Like you were scared of bats when you were little and since your main purpose is to fight for justice and to strike fear in everyone's hearts and since your scared of bats you named yourself Batman?" I saw Batman's eyes widen slightly but he stayed silent. 

He stopped in an alley way and got out. I grab my bag and follow after him.

'Where is he taking us? It better not be like that guy, who promised us a home and then dumped us at a fish market in Chinatown!'

'I do not think that is the case, Batman seems more like a person who tries to keep most of his promises.'

'Most?'

'Hmm~?'

'You are reading that the wrong way.'

'Tell that to the readers!'

'Stop breaking the fourth wall.'

'Eh, whateves, I'll follow him, cause YOLO!'

Batman leads me to a fancy-looking house, he proceeds to press the buzzer and say "Code Delta 5389."

He walks up to me "Stay here, someone will come out to get you."

I nod, he turns to leave, I quickly step forward and pull him into an awkward, but warm hug, he stayed still for a second before reaching an arm around and patting me on the back.

"Thanks Bats, you really don't know how much you're changing my life, in a good way of course."

He nods and turns, he starts walking to his car.

"You may act tough, but your a real softie, y'know that, Bats?" I say teasingly.

He doesn't reply but I can tell he's a bit ruffled at by statement.

He enters the Batmobile and races away into the night. I stare at where I last saw him until I notice a presence behind me.

I turn around and see a friendly-looking old man, he had graying hair and a warm smile.

"Greetings, I have gotten word from the Batman about your predicament and I'm proud that we will welcome you with open arms, Mister. . ." He trails off.

My eyes widen "Oh! Right, I'm (Y/N)! " I grin at the man and hold my hand out.

He shakes with gentle vigor "Pleased to make your acquaintance, Master (Y/N)."

"Please, just (Y/N), as far as I'm  concerned, we're already friends!" I sat giving a close-eyed smile.

"Very well, shall we get a move then?"

"We shall!" I link my arm through his a let him lead me to the giant house.

Once we pass the threshold, he closes the door and examines me.

"Well this won't do, I'll go start a bath for you and get some clean clothes, would you be so kind as to wait here please?"

"Sure! Oh wait, I never got your name."

"Alfred Pennyworth at your service." He introduced himself.

"Wowie! That's a cool name you got there."

"Thank you kindly, (Y/N)." He disappears down a hallway, I presume to go what he said earlier.

'I feel like we're being watched.'

'I'm gettin' the same feeling, I hope Jokey isn't too mad that we totally crushed him on that mission.'

'It's so nice when your friends visit you!'

I time my voices out and start looking at all of the paintings on the wall, I saw one of my favorites; Starring Night by Vincent van Gogh. Another classic one was the famous Mona Lisa by Leonardo de Vinci. Of course these painting aren't the really ones, just photocopied so people in other countries could enjoy them as well.

"I apologize for taking so long." Alfred showed up out of no where.

"Oh, it's fine, I'm just grateful that I get to take a bath at all!"

"Follow me, (Y/N)."

I scoop my bag up and follow him down a hallway with more beautiful paintings, he stops at a door and opens it for me.

I peer in, my jaw drops "Wow! You could fit a whole oil truck in here!" The bathroom was humongous!

"The bath is all set and ready for you, clean clothes are on by the sink, dinner will be ready in one hour where be able to meet Master Bruce and the others." He closes the door quietly and I'm let with in a luxurious bathroom.

I walk over to the tub and stare at it with starry eyes, the bubbles look so fluffy!

I decide that I should get in so I can get to dinner on time, I strip out of my black shirt and cargo shorts that have been my outfit for the past 2 years. I toss my converse next to the pile of clothes, I kept my hat on and jumped into the tub, careful not to get my hat wet.

I swim around in circles, the water was warm and pleasant after a few minutes if playing in the water, I take off my hat and dip my head into the water.

*Timeskip*

I've been waiting during around for a few minutes, I made sure to carefully follow Alfred's instructions to get to the dining room.

I stop at the big, oak doors, I can hear the loud chatter of multiple people from inside the room.

"I guess I'll wait for Alf to come get me." I sit down on a random chair and wait for Alfred to come get me so he could introduce me to everyone.

I sit there for 2 minutes, then Alfred comes out.

"Are you ready, (Y/N)?" He questions.

"Yup!" I jump out of the insanely comfortable chair and let him lead me to the door.

He opens it for me, I gladly step in as the chatter goes down, I can see the ever famous Bruce Wayne staring at me and seven kids staring at me.

'That's a lotta niños!'

'You can say that again.'

'That's a-'

'Stop. Now.'

"Hiya there!" I greet happily.