Young Justice Robin x Male Deadpool Reader

Fluffernutters and an SOB

(Y/N)'s POV

I was casually eating at a cafe in my suit getting a lot of looks from people but I don't care, I've grown used to it. As I was saying-

'We're eating a Fluffernutter!'

'You're so childish.'

'Wah! (Y/N) tell White to leave me alone!'

Oh! I almost forgot! Meet my voices! This is Yellow he can be cheery and perverted at times and this is White  he very very Tsundere and secretly loves Yellow!

'Really? Yay!'

'No. I don't.'

'Wah! Notice me Senpai!'

'I'm not your Senpai.'

'Yes. You. Are.'

'Talk about Yandere!'

'I would have to agree.'

'S-Shut up!'

I tuned my voices out and focused on the delicious PB and M sandwich. In case some readers don't know what the h*ll a Fluffernutter is, it's the King of sandwiches, you haven't lived if you haven't eaten one or at least accidentally choked on one! As I was saying a Fluffernutter is a sandwich with Peanut Butter and Marshmallow fluff!

I was about to bite my sandwichy delight when a ketchup and mustard flash with red hair stopped in front of me and snatched my sandwich. 

"SorryButINeedThisMoreThanYou!"

And with that he raced away, I sat there with my face like 0_0 until I realized he stole my beloved Fluffernutter then I was like (≧ヘ≦). I jumped up from my sitting position and ran following his footsteps he left on the street, my swords that were crossed over each in an X formation, clanked against my back as I ran faster. I skidded to a stop in front of an abandoned telephone booth and my eyes narrowed.

'That isn't any ordinary telephone booth, check it out.'

'Yeah! Something smells fishy and it isn't my fish tacos!'

Seeing that White and Yellow agree with me I casually walked over to the booth and got in.

"Enter password" A robotic voice said.

"Ooooh, futury!" I say excited and all seriousness gone. I found the keypad and hacked my way through the firewalls trying to be as discreet as possible. When I was finished the keypad disappeared and I saw everything around me start to turn white. When the white disappeared I looked like I was in a cave.

"Coolsie!" I heard footsteps so I hid in the rafters. I saw a red head and a boy with sunglasses come in and listened to their conversation.

"Dude we totally kicked that robot's butt!"

Sunglasses cackled "Yeah did you see his face when he found out it was Ms. M and not Tornado!"

Wait a minute! That red hair.........that SOB stole my beloved!

I had no idea what they were talking about but at this point I didn't care I waited until they got comfortable enough and jumped down onto the unexpecting SOB.

"AAAAHHHHHH!" He yelled a not-so-manly yell, in fact it was more of a squeal.

"Hold still so I can kill you!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhh!"

"Woah!"

Sunglasses tried to get me off of red head but I gave him a kick to the gut, he seemed to be surprised at how fast I am. I got red head into a headlock and squeezed.