I kind of forgot this book even existed and now I'm looking at it again and JESUS CHRIST IN HEAVEN
SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED SINCE AUGUST
I'm not even sure if I should update these things like they're present-day things anymore, because I know what's gonna happen in the future and it won't feel as genuine.
So I decided that instead of me updating spot-ily, I'll just wait for you guys to ask to hear different stories. Like I'm your grandma or something. "Grandma Sriracha! Tell me about yourself!" Type of stuff. If you can't think of any topics for me to rant about I'll give you some ideas here:
-My section
-the people in my section
-the show from this past year
-how we performed
-other sections/how I feel about them
-my director
-what I hope for senior year
-funny situations my section's gotten themselves into
-my children
-my brother
-sister a
-sister b
-my various wives
-my friendos
-how I met my friendos
-how I successfully seduced someone somehow (hehe nice alliteration Sriracha)
-how I got the nickname Sriracha in the first place
-school (here's a fun preview: *hysterical screeching*)
-the latest drama
-random stuff about me or my friends
-random stories about my life
-advice???Etc
Thanks for reading this in the first place, though! I really appreciate it!! Remember you are beautiful and that at least one person in the world likes you and that one person is me.
Stay classy, Wattpad!
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