How I Telepathically Reproduced My 200 Children (And Other Band Stories)

the tromport section

Alright so I know you asked for this like a billion years ago person-whose-name-I-cannot-remember-at-the-moment but here I am to give you the rundown on all the people in the section plus maybe like one story

*imagine me even though you don't know me sitting in a cushy armchair next to a roaring fire in a robe near a bookshelf as the moon rises into the sky*

Alright so first we're gonna go with the obvious goddess of the section

1) ME

who is obviously the best person in the section, no contest

Hahaha don't worry I'm just kidding, most people are coolio in the trumport section

Cool fact about me that I'm sure you didn't know before is that I could've been a flute player. And guess what? They said I sucked at flute so here I am. Playing the tromport. That would've changed a lot of things.

Alright so you'll learn more about me just from me updating so let's move on to another cool chica in the section and her name is 

2) SNAS THE SKELETON

hehe her name's not really Snas but we're using that becuase she's on wattpad and is probably reading this and I don't know if she's cool with her real name being used so uh yeah

She's a cool chic, good at playing the tromport, is my bff #1, good at making puns and jokes and whatnot and is into the good fandoms. Also she is a junior. And she takes care of animals every day!!

let's move on then there's another cool chic named

3) JohnLock

again her name's not really johnlock and she isn't on wattpad but still she's a cool chic and I don't want to use her real name in case she's like "let's not do that"

she's also a good tromport player, she is bff #1a, also in some good fandoms, tis a sophomore but honestly could pass as a junior

numero 4

4) Divergent Girl

a cool chic, plays ~cornet~ instead of trumport but we still accept her as one of us because as far as I know there is no real practical difference between the two

fun fact she's in approximately 0% of the fandoms that I'm in but hey we still get along mucho bueno because she's a cool chic. She's a sophomore

is bff #1b

5) Mr. Trumpet/Mr. Taps

Fun fact, I had to rewrite this part of the chapter because when I first started writing this I considered this guy a frenemy, like sometimes he's cool and sometimes he's not but now he's done too many things that make him unlikable and yeah

He's in most of the fandoms I'm in and has a good sense of humor but the rest of his personality is trash and I recently-ish learned that he's kind of a creeper towards youngins/women in general (again, will get to later, but this is as much of a summary that I can write at the moment without feeling frustration and anger. He's a junior. He's also one of the other section leaders along with me and Snas, which... ughhh)

6) DOBBY

alright so take the most polite, nicest, drama-free, organized, kid you know

AND MULTIPLY THAT BY INFINITY BECAUSE BY GOD THIS KID IS AS PURE AS AN ANGEL'S TEAR

he's a year older than me (senior) and he only marched for one year so we're gonna have to say goodbye to Dobby after this year *waves white flag as he sails away on a ship*

also this kid is as quiet as a mouse I swear but if you listen to him he is a savage and it's hilarious

alright  moving on