Dirk Gently x reader

The bell hop

Y/N POV
Im pretty sure this might be a little illegal but I've done worse. Broken out of a top secret government base, stolen a bag of money, the list goes on.

I start climbing up the way Dirk did and reach the window he was at.

"Lets go in here Y/N" Dirk motioned to the unlocked window and proceeded to open it. He let me go in first and I did a little bow.

After I got in and Dirk was halfway in, a man opened the door.

"Hiiiiiiiii!" We both say in unison as we do a little wave. This obviously took the man by surprise. I guess he wasn't expecting two brits climbing through the window to his apartment and hanging out with him for the evening.

His face became a mixture of scared and angry as he took his shoe off and threw it at Dirk. I look over to him as he was rubbing his forehead.

The man went over to the window and very rudely pulled him all the way in. Honestly why is he freaking out so much, it's not like we were doing anything wrong. Well..

I step back a little as they get into honestly a very embarrassing fight. Dirk jumps over the counter and lands on the kitchen floor. The man pulls Dirk up and slams him into the microwave which makes it beep.

They both got very out of breath and the man backed away.

"What the hell man?!" Dirk says still out of breath.

"You What the hell! No me what the hell?! You can't just break into peoples apartments!"

"Well obviously I just did" ah ever the sarcastic.

"How did you get in here?!"
"The window obviously"

Im too lazy to finish the rest so I'll do it later, but I felt like updating