*knock knock knock*
Levi: *rubs his eyes and gets out of bed* What the fuck . . .
*goes through the hallway and opens the door*
Levi: What do you want-
Carolers: DECK THE HALLS WITH BELLS OF HOLLY! FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! 'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY-
*Levi yells for them to shut up and they immediately do so*
Levi: Please shut the fuck up! It's my fucking birthday so leave me THE FUCK ALONE! *slams the door*
*turns around*
The Scout Regiment: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! *blows confetti*
Levi: ALRIGHT! THAT'S IT! I'M DONE! *grabs the broom and chases them out of the house while cleaning the mess*
Happy Birthday Levi! And Merry Christmas to all of you!
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The Anime Crack Book
Юмор[STILL GOING but DISCONTINUED FOR NOW] I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU TO PREPARE FOR THE CRACKS IN THIS BECAUSE SOME MAY BE INAPPROPRIATE FOR YOUR LIKING. Ranging from various ones I know, please request ones I do know and don't know. Chapters will label th...