Author: Marco!
*an angel version of Marco appears out of nowhere and his halo is sideways*
Marco: What?
Author: All these people wanna know what happened to the other half of you?
Marco: Well, all of me died but half of me was eaten.
Author: *mutters* True true. *back to normal speaking voice immediately* Well, you half as brave as you were when you had . . . everything.
Marco: No-
Author: But how did you get to Heaven? You only went halfway there since there is all of you.
Marco: Hey!
Author: Well, I feel like since half of you is disabled, need a half-price discount for only half of you can even pay.
Marco: Now were are getting a little rude here . . .
Author: But only you think it's half bad than what I'm saying now!
Marco: What?!
Author: Nothing, you can only hear half of what I'm saying. You only have one ear left from when your other half got eaten.
Marco: That was NOT my fault!
Author: I know . . . but still . . . I can only guess that half of your friends will ditch you since half of you is dead.
Marco: Well then I'm leaving!
Author: AWWWWW, but we're only halfway through our conversation.
*Marco leaves*
Author: Darn it . . . Until next time!
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The Anime Crack Book
Humor[STILL GOING but DISCONTINUED FOR NOW] I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU TO PREPARE FOR THE CRACKS IN THIS BECAUSE SOME MAY BE INAPPROPRIATE FOR YOUR LIKING. Ranging from various ones I know, please request ones I do know and don't know. Chapters will label th...
