⚠You might hate me at the end of this⚠
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Levi: Oi Eren!
Eren: What is it Captain?
Levi: There's a funeral at 6 a.m. tomorrow you know.
Eren: Sorry, I'm not much of a mourning person.
Levi: But it's your mom . . .
Eren: We weren't really that close.
》At the funeral《
*Carla is in a casket at the front*
(I know that she got eaten whole but just imagine. Please bear with me. 😢)
*People are taking sad glances at her*
*Erwin walks up to the front and gives a speech and then turns around and rips the bouquet out of the casket, the whole arm and all*
*people gasp*
*he then turns to face away from the crowd and throws it*
*Eren catches it and everyone stares at him with horror*
The crowd: *chanting* You're gonna die next, you're gonna die next, you're gonna die next, you're gonna die next . . .
》A couple episodes later《
Armin: EREN! NOOOOO!
*Santa titan chops on Cookie Jeager*
Armin: *screechs* AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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The Anime Crack Book
Humor[STILL GOING but DISCONTINUED FOR NOW] I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU TO PREPARE FOR THE CRACKS IN THIS BECAUSE SOME MAY BE INAPPROPRIATE FOR YOUR LIKING. Ranging from various ones I know, please request ones I do know and don't know. Chapters will label th...
