*Ayato and Ruki are going hunting*
*A gunfire goes off*
Ayato: Hey, did you get something?
*Ruki doesn't respond*
Ayato: Ruki? *turns around and sees him on the ground unconscious* OH MY GOD!!!
*Gets on the ground and calls 911*
911 Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Ayato: I think my friend is dead.
911 Operator: Ok, can you make sure he is dead?
Ayato: Well . . . I can do that.
*911 Operator hears beating and loud thuds over the phone*
Ayato: Ok, I'm sure he's dead now.
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The Anime Crack Book
Humor[STILL GOING but DISCONTINUED FOR NOW] I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU TO PREPARE FOR THE CRACKS IN THIS BECAUSE SOME MAY BE INAPPROPRIATE FOR YOUR LIKING. Ranging from various ones I know, please request ones I do know and don't know. Chapters will label th...
