Alright, so you know how in every single movie, the good and bad guys have so many more bullets to shoot, well, the bad guys somehow have the worst aim EVER, worst than me because at least I can hit the target and not the bushes.
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*a Storm Trooper is shooting at the rebels and they get away*
*Darth Vader shows up*
Darth Vader: James! That's the seventh rebel you've missed today! IN A ROW! I'm firing you from the First Order!!
*James walks away hanging his head down*
James: *sits down in his bunker* I guess I have nothing else to live for, I have nothing left to do. *points the laser gun at his head and pulls the trigger producing a loud bang*
James: What . . . *turns to look at the wall* *bullet went through the wall and missed his head*
James: Shit . . . *hangs his head*
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The Anime Crack Book
Юмор[STILL GOING but DISCONTINUED FOR NOW] I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU TO PREPARE FOR THE CRACKS IN THIS BECAUSE SOME MAY BE INAPPROPRIATE FOR YOUR LIKING. Ranging from various ones I know, please request ones I do know and don't know. Chapters will label th...
