Ruki: Ayato! There is a dead human in our house.
Ayato: *looks at Cordelia (his mom)* Oh hey . . . uh, how did she get here?
Ruki: Ayyaaato, what did you do?
Ayato: He got that, I didn't do this.
Ruki: Explain what happened Ayato.
Ayato: I have never seen her before in my life.
Ruki: Why did you kill this person Ayato?
Ayato: I do not kill people. That is . . . that is my "least favorite" thing to do.
Ruki: Tell me Ayato, exactly you what were doing before I got home.
Ayato: Alright so I was upstairs.
Ruki: Okay.
Ayato: I was . . . I was, uh, sitting in my room.
Ruki: Yes.
Ayato: Reading a book.
Ruki: Go on.
Ayato: And . . . well . . . this lady walked in.
Ruki: Okay.
Ayato: So I went up to her.
Ruki: Yes.
Ayato: And I stabbed her thirty-seven times in the chest . . .
Ruki: *glares at Ayato* Aaayyyaaato! That kills people!
Ayato: Oh, oh wow. I didn't know that.
Ruki: *raises his blue eyebrow* How could you not know that?
Ayato: Yeah, I'm in the wrong ear. I suck.
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The Anime Crack Book
Comédie[STILL GOING but DISCONTINUED FOR NOW] I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU TO PREPARE FOR THE CRACKS IN THIS BECAUSE SOME MAY BE INAPPROPRIATE FOR YOUR LIKING. Ranging from various ones I know, please request ones I do know and don't know. Chapters will label th...
