Shenanigans with (y/n)!
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Looking for something.
You were crawling all around the floor. Looking under furniture and items in the house.
You go into the living room where Dice Dad is sitting in his chair reading a book about stuff you don't care about.
You scramble about the room a bit loudly like a mouse.
And king dice notices
King Dice: *looks up from his book*
"Uh honey? What are you doing?"
(Y/n): "looking for something." *lifting the rug.*
King Dice: "what are you looking for, Honey?" *Takes a sip of coffee*
(Y/n): *without any filter* "My Wiene."
King Dice: *spits out coffee*
"W-what?"
(Y/n): "ya know! My Wiene! The thing in my pants! I think it fell off."
King Dice: *eyes wide* "Babe! Babe! I need you right now!"
Devil: *walks in* "what the Hell do you want Dice? It's 4:00 in the afternoon and i am taking my nap!"
Dice: *to (y/n)* "tell daddy what you were looking for, honey."
(Y/n): "i was looking for my wiene."
Devil: "well I'm out. This is your problem, Dice."
Dice: "Babe!" (Whispers to Devil while Y/n is still scattering around the room) "we are (y/n)'s parents and this is a serious problem! What might have made her think she has a penis?"
Devil: (as calm as can be) "well it could be i didn't lock the door last night when we had sex."
Dice: "why would you do that?!"
Devil: (shrugs)
Dice: (turns to y/n) "Baby. Why do you think you have a Penis?"
(Y/n): "well because maybe you and daddy have them and maybe mine fell off."
Dice:"honey. That's not how it work-"
Devil: "-i got your Penis right here."
(Holds a Frank's brand Sausage.)
Dice: "Devil!"
Devil: (tapes the sausage to Y/n's pants) "there. Just be careful next time."
(Y/n): "thank you Fur dad!"
Dice: "devil! That's..not!"
Devil: "good luck with that." (Yawns)
"Well if you excuse me I'm going to finish that nap." *walks away*
Dice: (fuck)
(Y/n): "yay! Dad found my wenie!"
Dice: "I'm going to go get a drink."
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CUPHEAD ONESHOTS! (Requests closed)
Fiksi PenggemarCuphead. The game. X character or reader! Just like all of my other One shot books...it's all the same way. Y'all know the drill! Also art is not by me! Cover art by @Suricatedash
