Requested by alittleskeleton
I wanted to get myself fired so bad right now. That i didn't care how, i just wanted to get myself out of here.
Everyday it's the same old shit.
You're teased around for every little thing you do wrong, which is everything.
You tried to pick fights with everyone, you tried giving alcohol to kids and shit like that.
Everytime King Dice would try to fire you as he is the manager, but he would be pulled in by the boss and he would give me another warning.
(So far you are on your Twenty-seventh)
"Hey Dice." You call
"What?" He annoyingly says
"You're a bitch so fire me."
"I wish i can you little Cunt."
"Why the fuck not?"
"Ask the boss. He'll tell you."
Later...
"Hey Mr. Devil Sir?"
"Why can't you fire me?"
"This is Hell. Bitch, you can't get fired
You can't leave."
"Imma just leave then."
"Leave and i'm going to stuff a demon up your ass."
"Is that supposed to be kinky or a punishment?"
"Both."
"Alrighty then."
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CUPHEAD ONESHOTS! (Requests closed)
Fiksi PenggemarCuphead. The game. X character or reader! Just like all of my other One shot books...it's all the same way. Y'all know the drill! Also art is not by me! Cover art by @Suricatedash
