2016 reaction: OH BOY
2/21/16 added some content fixed some spelling and grammar.
9/16/16 back at it again
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She is cute.
Like an annoyingly blinding ray of sunshine glinting across water smack dab into your eye. A splash of obnoxious color in this dismal- Hold the phone lucifer's on the line and hit the dial tone.
I'm a poet and I didn't even know it!
Shocker.
Jess, I told myself you are an overwhelming field of talent, just waiting to be harvested.
Other than that of painting illegal street graffiti. Well more like commissioned pieces . By the county hall.
I'd never posed much artistic ability. Unless street graffiti counted. Man oh man, some of it sure did.
I'm not talking just one color tags.
Do you know how hard it is to buy paint cans? Well at least from Walmart. The stupid camera's and the whole " Has to be an adult" show me your ID please ma'm thingie.
Uhuh. That's why I quit, buying spray cans from Dollar General just didn't give me the same rush. Perhaps I could help out and paint some scenes?
But somehow, I felt the school administration wouldn't take to that so kindly.
How would I convince them to pay for it all in the first place?
When did I become a sap? Oh, that's right since Ravanna and this stupid play.
I'm sorry to forgive me, I meant musical.
While Miss refined theater queen had been making her debut in Peter Pan and veggie tales.
I had been breaking noses was INFACT still breaking noses only now entire faces. Mainly off-school-grounds. Usually, when that gal grabbed the last buy one get one-half off the shirt I wanted at Hot topic.
Bring it bitch.
Apparently having a no good low down hooligan. Her words not mine. Who called people hooligans anyway? I, at least, rate scoundrel or asshat. I have worked hard to earn that title. Thank you very much.
I can see it now me taking the stage at graduation "Those years of asshole academy prepared me for this moment."
This is quickly getting off track, or is it stage?
I'm sure Rav would know.
Apparently encroaching on her stage, is a huge no go for well anyone.
Nevermind me.
Perish the though if you steal a leading role.
I mean let's not give her an apoplexy.
Poor princess bitty brain simply couldn't take it being so delicate and all.
If having me around irked her, well sorry doll. Between the two of us, I'd just love to take her out.
On a date.
Not mafia style jeez.
I'm a lover, not a fighter ok.
Speak of an angel there was the lady herself striding in this very nice empty classroom right towards-
Wait.
Me ?
My face spread into what was surely a lazy grin. I watched her approach my slouched self, through half-lidded eyes.
How much trouble could one stage baby really be?
Apparently a whole senior parking lots worth.
While I was having my little realization about forces of nature aka Ravanna, she was slamming a stack of papers down on the desk in front of me.
The poor desk what did it ever do to her?
My lax self-was quickly startled into a more "proper" upright sitting position
Right.
Every passing moment escape seemed like better and better option. Above all, I am a survivalist.
Time to use my stealthy, sneaky ninja skills I learned in the ninja village. Because everyone is a ninja in a ninja village.
I began to slide my way out of the chair and creep away while staying quiet.
Rav widened her eyes then narrowed them here eyebrows fierce.
"Are you perhaps trying to get out of doing this?"
I looked at her in mock disbelief. Time to Play dumb.
" Mee nooo Why would I ever want to avoid spending time with your," I paused "beautiful self."
"Stop being sarcastic and.."
I blanked her out. I can't help if my mind wanders when people are yelling at me.
Take a few years of it then it all sounds the same.
Wait what had I said wrong? Girls liked being told they are beautiful in my experience!
She was saying something or other about obligations. So I figured it was a good time to head her off at the pass.
"Okay someone's obviously pissed in your cornflakes or tarnished your crown this fine morning so Imma just going to --"
She raised one of those darned eyebrows again. What was she that elf lord guy who looked imposingly at the fellowship in Lord of The rings? Rav grabbed my wrist and yanked me back down into the seat. Apparently, she was more of the hands on type. good, I could work with that. Oh, could I ever.
"Stay here and study your part of the script with me "
Well shit. I have got to play this off. "That's nice and all Rav but I've got places to be things to see shiny baubles purchase, school to ditch.
"Not now you don't!"
"Ouch harsh ok then-"
I could see her drawing herself up and straightening her back. Wrong thing to say, here we go.
Sure enough, she squared her jaw and lifted her chin.
"Yes, Ravanna I am going to work so you don't kill me and do unnatural things with my body. Why gosh golly Jess that's great !"
Oh so it was that way, was it? Had a sense of humor, did she. good thing too I was getting worried.
At this point, there was no reason to get ticked.
Far from frustrated, I in my best mock seductive voice (the one that sounded like I had swallowed a couple of plates) I used the hold she still had on me to pull her in uncomfortably close.
I went for cheese grater rough whisper and from her expression, I nailed it! She was super impressed! I mean the forehead did the scrunch and everything it was epic!
"Darling that's sounds mighty kinky, but you know ya don't need my permission you are always welcome to do unnatural things with my body. If control is what you like well " I eyed her up and down in a blatant manner. I settled for tying the-the whole thing off with a classic wink and lip lick.
She blushed a delectable cherry pomegranate red across her cheeks. Or maybe that was from anger? Well, at least, she released my wrist. I do take offense darling there is no need to let go of me like I'm a snake. Even if I can be as flexible as one with the right prompting.
"You.. you ..you absolutely filthy PIG " She spat, no way figuratively in my face.
I mean actual spittle flew.
Say it with me folks, disgusting.
Ravana wheeled like a self-embodied righteous tornado of unruly brown hair out the room slamming the door as she went.
Yep.
Definitely mad, and definitely spitting with rage.
"Tough crowd " I called after her retreating backside.
It was a fabulous dare I say remarkable backside.
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