2016 reaction notes : the great dusty bunny fight of 2012/2013
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Here I found myself , fighting off dust bunnies.
In a valiant effort to recover old boxes of show junk left over from performances long past .
Yep this had definitely not been on my daily planner.
Rather wouldn't be if I even had a daily planner .
Pulling all nighters after working with the kiddo's, is not something I planned to ever do again.
Yesterday's run combined with a regrettable waste of precious night hours spent "researching".
Meant I was running on empty about to keel over.
Not that I'd let Ravanna have the satisfaction of seeing me take a rest.
She'd say I was slacking off, if it's one thing I can't stand it's slackers.
Ironic. More like their is a difference between working in teams and working in groups. I have no problems with teamwork, group work however, let's just say the records aren't stellar once burned twice shy.
I hated when someone didn't pull their own weight on a project.
So I had of course read the script. Of course only after Ravanna was out of sight.
All this also mean I read any old shakespearean classic that smelled funny.
Scratch that any yellow paged book that ever graced a stage! I could possibly get my grubby hands on.
The sharp nosed librarian was positively tickled and smitten with me.
I was in there so much.
Gah.
It's enough to send anyone postal. I could go on and on about the dryness the disparity.
Talk about hiking Everest !
It's was like trekking through cold sticky molasses with your socks on! Nie impossible not to mention slow .
You haven't met a more fast acting sleep pill then Pride and Prejudice or gods-forbid othello.
But then a strange thing happened. Half way through on determination and regret this later coffee alone. I started to understand, not grudgingly need the dictionary every other page or so.
By the time I hit Much Ado About Nothing I was finally getting this stuff. Such humor.
Such wit why had I always slept through Lit?
Now today those blasted dusty rabbits didn't know what hit them.
I concluded brandishing the swiffer like a sword. Sneezing softly into my hand.
Rav said "Bless you"
I gave a customary "Thank you".
Yes, they the great dust bunnie monsters were utterly defeated.
Now to slay the hydra that that's every high schoolers nightmare, lit class ..
Dust successfully thwarted.
I gave a cursory over in Ravanna's direction it'd been quiet over there to quiet.
Someone else might have been afraid she'd gone into shock or worse/better yet hey depends on how you look at it !
Into cardiac arrest.
Would have guessed she was surprised a pleb like me acutely read.
Lordy knows everyone went to kindergarten learned their ABC's.
Wrote their full name the whole Sha bang.
But me, I suspected she was planning.
Something it had to be something it was never nothing.
I didn't pretend to know what went on in that pretty brown haired head of hers. But it was obviously evil. Pure unadulterated evil. an I was loving it.
Call me a glutton for punishment, this bet thing the odds were in my favor.
I chuckled at that one. Jess you are a funny one.
I suppose underestimation was a good thing while it lasted. Rav wouldn't know what to expect from me.
On the same token.
But as someone who'd worked hard to earn her street cred it was more than a little disappointing
Such is the un fairty of life ..
If I had my way she's soon be "slumming it with the rest of us."
Now I truly understand the meaning of something that came to me from last nights cramming.
" I cannot fix the hour ,or the look or the words which laid the foundation. It is too long. I was in the middle before I knew I had begun"
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