~During breakfast at the Great Hall~
*Muttering from all around the Hall*
Professor McGonagall: ''Uh-uhm''
*Mutters*
Professor McGonagall: ''UH-UHM!''
*Mutters*
Snape: ''If all of you do shut up, I will wash my hair!''
*Whole Hall falls silent*
Professor McGonagall: ''Thanks Professor Snape. For both things. Well, I have to tell you all something.''
Seamus Finnigan: ''Snape was kidding us!''
Professor McGonagall: ''Probably, but-''
Padma Patil: ''Snapes going to the hairdresser and goes bald so he is never need to wash his hair!''
Professor McGonagall: ''I don't hope so, but what I wanted to say-''
Luna Lovegood: ''The nargles are flown into Snape's ears, yes indeed. I knew that already.''
Professor McGonalgall: ''... But what I WANTED TO SAY... I have to tell you all you've got a new Headmaster. Please let me introduce you to Gandalf the Grey? Or White?? Never mind. Here he is.''
Gandalf: ''Hello students of Hogfarts School of Orc-craft and Wizardy.''
*Crickets*
Profeasor McGonagall: ''Uhm... Professor... It's HogWarts School of WITCHcraft and Wizardry."
Gandalf: "Oh... I'm sorry." *Continues* "I'm happy to be your new headmaster. And I give out a few notices. So listen well. Firstly, you will get new subjects-"
*Booh!... No really no... Please no dude...*
Gandalf: *Continues* "Like Swortfighting and Archery-"
*OMG!.. That's awesome... Cool!*
Gandalf: "So you can defence yourselfs. If you will not be able to defent yourselfs against orcs, you shall not pass."
Draco: "Let us hunt some orc!"
Gandalf: "That's what I want to hear!"
Luna: "Are we also gonna learn about how we have to defent ourselfs against Nergles? Because that is really important. And if we do, I think Professor Snape really has to be in this lessons. I don't think he wants them again flying in his ears."
Gandalf: "What the orc are Nergles?"
Professor McGonagall: "Nergles are unexisting beasts Professor."
Luna: "NERGLES DO EXIST!!!!"
Snape: "10 points from Ravenclaw!"
Ravenclaw: Ò_ó
Professor McGonagall: "Well it's allmost time for your classes so everybody has to go."
~During dinner~
Professor McGonagall: "Ugh, ugh"
*Mutters*
Professor McGonagall: "Oh, never mind."
Snape: "I'll help you." *Winks at Professor McGonnagal*
Professor McGonnagal: *Blushes*
Snape: "I've washed my hair"
Seamus Finnigan: "LIAR!"
Snape: "My hair is so greasy that you don't see the difference."
Professor McGonnagal: Ò_ó "Liar! Ten points from Slitherin!"
Snape: O.o
Snape: "But... You wanted to tell us something Professor?"
Professor McGonagall: "Uhm... Yes indeed. Uhm... Professor the? Oh what was it?"
Gandalf: "Gandalf the Pink! I have a higher position now. Shadowfax's got a unicornhorn now"
Professor McGonagall: "OK..?
*Everybody falls silent*
Luna: "There are flown a lot of Nergles in his ears."
Everybody exept from Luna: -_-
~End~
Heey everybody!
This was a conversation with Gandalf out of the Lord Of The Rings. So I understand if you've never red the books or watched the movies it was a littlebit more difficult to understand. I also used some quotes out of the LOTR so yes... That was my autors note I think. Hope you liked it so please comment!
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