Ivan's Upset

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   Today I decided to take a little time for myself and go pick-pocketing to get a little pocket money for myself. What I didn't expect was when I got home to receive a small surprise. A lot of small surprises that is. They were everywhere. All around the living room and kitchen. But placed neatly so it wouldn't get on anything.

   I follow the mess that litters the main parts of the apartment to the kitchen and find the main culprit standing in front of the oven with a major frown. I've only been here for about 4-5 months, so I don't really understand him yet. "Uh...Ivan? What's going on?" I ask hesitantly.

   "I pissed," He huffs in return.

   I carefully say, "Alright," then jump a little as the timer on the oven goes off. "Why are you pissed?" I again say slowly.

   "They took him off." ..........What?

   "Huh?"

   "They voted him off the Fuckin' ShOW!" He starts to yell while setting the pan down on an open space of the counter.

   "Wait wait wait. You mean to tell me that your favorite person was voted off a T.V. Show, let me repeat T.V. Show, so you get pissed?"

   He turns to look me straight in the eye and nods. "Now can ya hand me that pipe? I have a certain idea in mind." Still dazed in astonishment, I just grab what he's pointing at and hand it to him.

   "I-I think I'm gonna go back out for a bit..." I trail off as I start for the door.

   "If you're goin' back out; can ya get me some more mix? I don't care what kind." I don't turn around and just say, "Sure" while closing the door behind me.

   Man........Who'd think that Ivan would bake cakes when he's mad? 

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