“I am not riding in the car with the Hilton twins!” I make clear to Jimmy and Luke as they carry on putting the bags and cases of alcohol in the cars.
“Fine you can ride in Nate’s car, don’t go all period on me about it.” Luke replies, suddenly freezing to the spot as he was about to put another case of beer in the boot. His eyes widen in panic, before he begins to yell “Houston, we have a problem! CODE RED!”
I scrunch my brows, wondering what the hell has happened. Not much could have considering I was right here with him, from the way he was screaming it sounds like someone has just been stabbed.
The rest of the guys run over, followed by Garry and Lacey. Barbie and Cindy stay behind, both reapplying more lip gloss to their already caked lips. Seriously how can they even speak with the amount they have just put on?
That could be a bonus actually…
“What happened?” Nate asks in a panic, looking around to see if there was any blood on the floor.
Luke looks at him, his expression as serious as death “We can’t fit all the beer in the cars.”
I roll my eyes. Should have known that was the big crisis.
Nate’s eyes widen, mirroring Luke’s panic and I can’t help but shake my head in amusement. The big drama queen.
“What the hell are we going to do man?” He asks.
“We could always ditch the walking talking inflatable dolls over there to make some space?” I suggest, but everyone ignores me, apart from Lacey who lets out a snort of laughter and seconds that motion.
“Man I am not leaving all this beer behind. I was planning on making a tower with the empties!” Jimmy moans.
“We could take my car too?” Garry suggests, and all eyes are on him now.
“You don’t mind driving?” Luke asks, although I can already see the relief in his eyes telling me he’s already made his mind up.
Garry shakes his head “No its fine, if it means more alcohol I’m all for driving.”
I smile slightly, realising that without even meaning to, he has instantly won the love of my brother, Jimmy and Luke.
A massive grin is on Luke’s face as he puts down the crate of beer back in that damn wheelbarrow and walks over to Garry, full on hugging him.
“I love you man!” He declares whilst mid hug, and I can’t help but laugh.
Garry laughs as Luke pulls away “Glad to hear it but no amount of alcohol can get me to swing that way.”
Luke grins again “You're not my type. Too flat around this area.” He says, gesturing towards Garry’s chest.
All of the guys begin to wheel the remaining crates of beer over to Garry’s car, all thanking him and showing him that for the next 3 hours or so, Garry is their hero. I knew these guys, they were so easy to please.
Big example of that, the two sluts stood outside my house.
“Nice to know lover boy is getting on everyone’s good side.” Drake smirks, walking to stand next to me as everyone has walked over to Garry’s car.
I turn to him “I thought you were being nice?”
He looks at me, placing a hand over his heart and looking offended “I am always nice!”
I raise my brows at him, causing him to smirk devilishly.
“I said I’d be nice to him. That doesn’t mean I don’t still think he molests animals in his spare time.”
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Illegal My Ass
HumorMia Hastings was never one to follow the rules. Her brother knew it, her best friend knew it. Everyone knew it. She lives for the moment, doing whatever she feels and thinking of the consequences later. Her main goal in life is to live it. Mia’s br...
