Illegal My Ass

Chapter 34- 'You taste like sunshine...and beer.'

A/N: thank you to mikistar7 for the haaaaawt banner, i loove it!

anyway my little perverts, enjoy...

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Apparently my group of friends were incapable of having a chilled out drink without someone getting so drunk they have to be carried out.

And to my utter amusement, the person in the spotlight tonight was my big brother, Nathan Hastings.

Stand up and take a bow Nate, if you can actually stand that is…

I was laughing to myself as Sean and Jimmy we’re trying to get Nate up off the chair, struggling as Nate was laughing about something.

“Seriously though, I looked for it ALL the time when I was younger! Every night I would check the back of my wardrobe, but for the love of me I could NOT find Narnia!” Nate slurred loudly, and I actually had to rest my head on the table as I was laughing so hard.

“That’s awesome mate.” Sean told him through gritted teeth, using a lot of his strength to finally haul him to his feet. He turns to Luke, glaring at him as he sees him with his phone out “Put the phone down and give us a hand!”

“Someone’s gotta’ video this shit!” Luke laughs, not putting his phone down but keeping it aimed in Nate’s direction “If we don’t document this, how will we ever prove it happened?”

Nate spots the camera and suddenly a sloppy grin is on his face “Am I on TV?” he asks with excitement “DAD, I LOVE YOU!”

Luke is putting a hand over his mouth to muffle his laughter. I didn’t have that kind of energy, and the laugh that escaped actually echoed around the empty bar.

It was closing time and the only people left were us lot. Jimmy and Sean were currently attempting to pick Nate up, Lacey was stood by watching with an amused smile on her lips, and 2 of the girls that Luke and Sean were talking to had stuck around clearly wanting cuddles tonight.

And by cuddles, I mean penis hugs. In their lady parts.

Queen Slutbag had gone home about an hour ago along with the other girl, probably thinking Drake wouldn’t be on his top form after his near death experience so it wasn’t worth sticking around.

Which may kinda be my fault.

He was fine now though. Had to spend about half an hour wrapped in a blanket drinking water to warm himself up, but still he was alive. I hadn’t admitted it was me that almost killed him, because that would mean admitting the reason I almost committed manslaughter. So I was taking the pussy’s way out. Keeping my mouth shut and hoping that no one will ever figure it out.

“NO! I don’t want to go home yet, we’re young. We should be out painting the town red. And many other colours as life is a freaking rainbow!” Nate’s voice cuts through my thoughts as Jimmy and Luke manage to get him to the door.

Drake is leaning over behind the bar, a fist to his mouth laughing at his best friend. He then turns to Luke, pointing at him “You send me that video as soon as you get home.”

Luke nods “Don’t worry it’s going to be on Facebook before I even get out the car.”

The guys manage to drag Nate out, Luke walking backwards in front of him making sure not to miss a single moment. Everyone shouts goodbye to Drake as he stays behind to close up.

“BYE BFF!” Nate screams over his shoulder at him, and I can faintly hear Drake chuckle as we finally walk out of the bar and towards the cars.

“Open the door Luke.” Jimmy orders him, preparing to throw Nate in the back seat.