The Doctor stumbled up the stairs dragging Bill along behind him. Wearing Sonic Sunglasses and brandishing his Sonic Screwdriver, the doctor looked almost as mad as he actually was.
"Be careful! You still can't see" Bill warned him. The Doctor came to an abrupt halt and turned to face the flowerpot next to the stairs. He gave it a very scathing look. Bill cleared her throat and turned the doctor to face her.
"Um, maybe I should lead the way" She suggested.
"You don't have the Sonic Screwdriver." The Doctor retorted
"I could have it though" Bill looked delighted at the prospect of using the Sonic Screwdriver.
"No, don't be lasagna!..... Oh, and don't be stupid." He added as an afterthought. The Doctor turned away and started to walk in the direction his Sonic Screwdriver was leading him. He took another step and fell down the stairs.
"Lasagna?" The puzzled look on Bill's face changed into acceptance. She was used to the doctor's weird advice. The Doctor strode away- not a bit put off by his tumble.
"Ok. Don't be lasagna." She ran to catch up.
"Are you sure it's not broken. It's been leading us to some very strange places." She gazed into space remembering the incident at the movie theatre. The Sonic Screwdriver had led them through the doors, down the main area and into theatre 4. Then The Doctor had proceeded to walk up to the front and check the area in front of the screen. Bill had been tugged along with him. They had then been very rudely kicked out of the cinema.
"No! It's definitely not broken" The Doctor insisted.

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Doctor who short stories
Sci-fiTwo short stories about the twelfth doctor, Bill and Nardole (only in the second). Number one: The Will To Live, this is about the Daleks. Number two: The Kingfisher calls, this is about Cybermen.