kirby:
(4 years later)madison
ME AND LEAH CANT TAKE THIS ANYMOREleah
IM ABOUT TO LEAVEmadison
U AND GRAYSON NEED TO COME HOME FROM UR DATE RIGHT NOW
madison
AND TAKE CARE OF UR GOD DAMN BABYme
whoaa stop what is he doingleah
CRYING
leah
AND MORE CRYING
leah
AND EVEN MORE FUCKING CRYINGmadison
MOST ANNOYING BABY EVERme
you guys r the worst babysitters everleah
R U ALMOST HOME!?!?me
paying the check nowmadison
HOW DO U AND GRAYSON MANAGE THIS MONSTERme
okay im gonna remind myself to never let y'all babysit againleah
TRUST ME HONEY WE'RE OKAY WITH THATmadison
WE COULD BE AT THE MALL RIGHT NOWleah
OR WITH OUR BOYFRIENDSmadison
YEAH I MUCH RATHER BE W SKATE RNleah
AND I RATHER BE W SAMmadison
BUT NOOOO WE'RE BABYSITTING A DEVIL BABYme
haha poor derek i hope he gets a girl one day, same w ethanme
send me a pic of himleah
im not taking a picture of him madison this is all umadison
ughhh
madison
me
WTH IS HE WEARINGmadison
IDK I FOUND IT IN MY HOUSE EARLIERme
MADISONmadison
IM SORRYme
omg okay gray and i are on our way backleah
we better be getting payedme
hmmm maybemadison
thats a no^leah
totally a no^me
i'll buy y'all lunch tmmrowleah
finemadison
it better be a good lunchme
it will be, promise
me
see you guys soon, love y'allmadison
mhm ig i love u tooleah
^ atm my love for u is at a good 33%me
better than 0% :)))madison
shut it and get home soonleah
^^^ LOVE U KIRBYme
i thought ur love for me was at 33% ???leah
x3 +1madison
^ that equals 100 u knowme
yes i know, i love y'all both more than 100%madison
te heleah
peace out see u soonme
see yaaaaa*
the end :)))
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drunk//g.d
Fanfiction"why do you only talk to me when you're drunk?" "i guess thats the only time i have the courage to." a (mostly texting) story in which a girl only texts her cheating ex boyfriend when shes drunk