Josh had bugged me the whole day until I finally gave in and let him have my number. He was overly happy about it and now he's been texting me non stop but I'm ignoring him.
Dickhead: Hey :)
Dickhead: Tyler?
Dickhead: you better not have given me a fake number.
Dickhead: are you ignoring me? :(
Dickhead: why?
Dickhead: I haven't even said anything to piss you off yet.
I sighed irritably.
Me: it's the weekend I'm trying to enjoy it. What do you want?
Dickhead: nudes :)
Me: fuck off
Dickhead: I'm joking. What's up?
Me: none of your business.
Dickhead: still got that attitude I see. It's hot.
Me: fuck
Me: off
Dickhead: hey come on now don't be a brat
Me: don't be a dick
Dickhead: touchy
Me: I'm leaving now bye
Dickhead: hey no I'm bored talk to me
Me: go talk to your friends.
Dickhead: their ignoring me
Me: you deserve it
Dickhead: man why do you hate me so much?
I didn't answer cause I honestly don't know. I just exited the texting app and went back on Tumblr, deciding to post a picture I took last night.
It was me, sitting on my knees wearing white thigh highs and white lace panties. I captioned it, "need me a good fuck." And clicked post. Within seconds I was getting notifications of people liking and re-blogging the picture. I also got another message from Josh.
Dickhead: K then
Me: what?
Dickhead: I asked a question and you ignored it
Me: I was busy
Dickhead: answer now then
Me: nah don't feel like it.
Dickhead: you're so stubborn
Me: only for you Daddy
Dickhead: fuck.
Me: ;)
Dickhead: stop toying with me
Me: no it's fun
Dickhead: ugh
Me: don't get your panties in a bunch
Dickhead: do you wear panties?
Me: that was blunt
Dickhead: I'm just curious
Me: yeah I do, got a problem?
Dickhead: in my pants?
Dickhead: yeah
Dickhead: cause holy fuck you'd look sooo good in panties.
I smirked and decided to be a little hoe clicking on the picture I just posted and sending it.
Me: *picture attached*
Me: I do don't I ;)
Dickhead: holy shit
Dickhead: you look so fuckable
Dickhead: god damn
Me: have fun jacking off daddy.
Dickhead: Jesus you kinky shit.
Me: you don't know me
Dickhead: I know your kinky as fuck
Me: ha true
Dickhead: wait seriously?
Dickhead: what other kinks do you have?
Me: not telling :)
Dickhead: who's being a dick now?
Me: still you
Me: I'm being a brat, not a dick
Me: now I'm gonna go cause you probably have to deal with your little problem
Me: emphasis on little ;)
Dickhead: ha ha ha funny
Dickhead: you'd actually be surprised
Me: doubt it
Me: you're probably only like 4inchs or some shit.
Dickhead: *coughs* 8
Me: doubt it.
Dickhead: I can show you ;)
Me: no thanks.
Dickhead: kay
Me: byeee
Dickhead: no don't go
I rolled my eyes and exited out of the app once again and decided to take a nap. I set my phone on the nightstand and laid down.
I didn't sleep for long cause I kept getting messages. I groaned and grabbed my phone.
Dickhead: where'd you go?
Dickhead: come back
Dickhead: I'm lonely
Dickhead: please?
Dickhead: tyler?
Me: man I'm trying to sleep
Dickhead:... It's 2 in the afternoon
Me: yeah so?
Dickhead: nothing
Me: damn right nothing
Dickhead: wanna hang out?
Me: I just told you I'm trying to sleep
Dickhead: but my friends are being mean and don't want to go do anything
Me: neither do I
Dickhead: :(
Dickhead: please?
Me: ugh fine what are we going to do?
Dickhead: fuck ;)
Me: in your dreams
Dickhead: I'm kidding
Dickhead: I don't know whatever you want is fine with me
Me: anything I suggest you'll find a way to make it sexual though
Dickhead: no I won't
Me: Kay then
Dickhead: so what do you want to do?
Me: play Mario kart?
Dickhead: unless you have it at your house we ain't playing cause I don't own it
Me: yes I have it at my house
Me: and how can you not own it? Like Mario kart is awesome
Dickhead: I don't know I just don't.
Dickhead: so are you saying I'm allowed to come over your house? ;)
Me: only if you behave, my mom's downstairs.
Dickhead: don't worry I will
Dickhead: maybe ;)
Me: you better or my mom will kick your ass
Dickhead: yeah okay.
Me: I'm serious.
Me: when you get here be well mannered af or she'll kick you out
Dickhead: wait really?
Me: yeah
Dickhead: oh shit okay..
Dickhead: where do you live?
Me:*insert address*
Dickhead: Kay cool I'll be there soon.
Me: kay
This is going to be interesting.
