Warnings: Swearing (It's South Park; what do you expect?), Loads of eye rolling, Mentions of rape
KEY:
(M/n) = Male Name
(T/f/n) = Teacher's First Name
(H/c) = Hair color
(Mi/n) = Middle Name(s)
"Mr. Tucker, you need to wake up or I'm gonna have t-"
"What? Send me to the principal's office? Please, like I care." (M/n) rolled his eyes, already getting up and heading toward the classroom door. "Y...You get back here, young ma-" He shut the door before she could finish.
The teen stood in front of the door, staring at the lockers across the hall and taking a deep breath. A moment later, he ran a lazily hand through his hair. "Ahh, crap...Craig is gonna kill me. Oh well. Rather him than that witch, (T/f/n)." He headed off to the principal's office.
Upon arriving, (M/n) could instantly feel a cold glare directed toward him. He looked toward the waiting room seats to see his little brother flipping him off. "Again, (M/n)? You're supposed to be a senior; act like one. If you don't get into college because you keep getting in trouble, I'm disowning you."
(M/n) rolled his eyes once again and plopped down next to Craig. "Well, what about you? Every time I come here, you're already sitting in the same place."
Craig poked his side, earning a wince, "I'm only a sophomore. I have time to act out before everything goes to shit. You, on the other hand, are acting like a dumb fuck.".
(M/n) huffed, crossing his arms and slumping in his seat, "I miss when you were scared of me in elementary school...".
~Meanwhile, in a sophomore class somewhere~
"You're doing it wrong, fat ass!"
(Autocorrect changed it to "Dat ass" and it was gold)
"I do what I want, fucking Jew! Respect my AUTHORITEH!"
"Seriously, you two. One more argument and I'm done. I don't even care anymore."
"Ooooh, Stan is gonna leave us to join the Goths again~ Watch out, guys. He looks serious~"
Kyle and Stan rolled their eyes, "Shut up, Kenny.". The parka-clad boy snickered, fastening his hood to muffle his words.
Eric slammed his hand down, startling only Stan; Kyle & Kenny expecting it. "LISTEN TO ME! I don't wanna do this stupid chemistry assignment anymore!"
"But it's requi-"
"Shut it, jew! We've got more important things to be talking about!" He pauses for any protests and receiving none, Eric continues. "We've gotta figure out how to overthrow Craig's group.".
There was a tense silence before Kyle glared at Eric. "Cartman. Do you honestly think I'm giving up my grade for this shit?"
Eric just shrugged and pulled out a piece of paper with chicken-scratch and doodles of food. "Okay...We need ideas. Give me something."
"How about doing the fucking assignm-"
"Okay, 'Don't do...anything...Kahl says...'. Alright, we've got one. Anymore?"
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~Various One-Shots~
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