Be More Chill One-Shots

Pi-i-i-ink! Berry~!

It was just another Saturday for Chloe. Another Saturday meant having Brooke over for a day entirely for her girlfriend. Brooke sat on Chloe's lap as she did her nails and Cyndi Lauper blasted from her speaker.

"Ugh-" Brooke groaned

"What is it Brookie?" Chloe asked as she painted her nails pink

"It's just that-you know my favorite knit sweater?"

"The one your Tony gave to you as a gift? The yellow knit one?"

"Yeah. Anyways I left it in my locker one day and then the next it's gone!" Brooke complained

"Mhm"

Chloe remembered Brooke running into history that day, her face covered in black mascara. They'd spent the whole day skipping class and looking for the sweater. When they didn't find it Chloe treated her out to Pinkberry.

"Okay so I finally found out who took it! It was Madeline! So I found her wearing it at the mall! In broad daylight!"

"No!" Chloe shrieked almost spilling her nail polish

"Yes! Anywho I confronted her and she acted all innocent like she didn't know it was mine! Eventually she just gave up and gave it to me"

"Oh good!"

"NO! Because she'd stretched it out so much it didn't fit and was basically trash cause it stunk like hell!"

"Oh God! What did you do?!"

"I called her a slut and ran off! Obviously!"

"Oh you poor thing!" Chloe cried "Oh and nails are dry!"

Brooke got up and admired the nail work. She nodded

"Nice" she commented

"Want to get Pinkberry?"

"Please"

They ran down the stairs and into Chloe's parents' car. Chloe drove and Brooke took shotgun. Brooke plugged in her phone and hit shuffle on the greatest playlist of the world.

"Hoh yeah! I call Eliza!" Chloe shrieked

"No fair!" Brooke whined

"Suck it! Ohhhh!! I do! I do! I do! I dooo!! Heeey!"

Together they sped to the mall, singing Hamilton all the way. They finished together as Chloe pulled into the parking space.

"He will never be satisfied!- I will never be satisfieddd!!" Brooke finished

Chloe clapped and laughed as they both got out of the car and headed towards the frozen yogurt store. And along the way stopped at around two stores and bought a new sweater. Yet upon getting there they were greeted by a solemn sight.

"It's clo-SED?!" Brooke shrieked running over to the boarded up store "No! No! No! Whyyyy?!" She cried

Chloe stomped over and read the sign

"We need refrigeration in our new improved display so we're closed for renovations today. Tomorrow we'll be open again"

"Whyyyyyyyyy?!" Brooke shouted on the floor

"Oh come on Brooke" Chloe protested holding their shopping bags over her head "Get up! You're getting yogurt whether it's Pinkberry or not"

Brooke slumped over Chloe's shoulder as they looked for the nearest frozen yogurt store but to no avail.

"We could go to Wendy's? Frosty's are only like five dollars." Chloe offered

"Nooo....that's ice cream....I want Pinkberry!" Brooke moaned

Eventually they found a place in the food court that served yogurt. Brooke crossed her arms as the lady at the cashier got their two yogurts

"It's not even self served...." she murmured

"Very well! That'll be twenty seven dollars! Will it be cash or credit?"

Chloe and Brooke both froze as they were getting their wallets out.

"Hold Up!"

Brooke said holding up her hand "Twenty seven dollars?! It's literally only one flavour!!"

"Hoe! Hoe! Hoe! Does it LOOK like we have twenty seven dollars?!"

"Seriously it's just frozen yogurt!"

"Oh no fuck this shit! Come on Brooke let's go! It isn't worth it!"

Chloe grabbed Brooke's hand and yanked her away from the counter. Together they sashayed back to her car and drove off.

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Yeah Chloe and Brooke are asses in this chapter. Sorry. Also Brooke's Dad's are called Tony and Steve. Sorry not sorry. Keep it Classy!~Goldi