Be More Chill One-Shots

Stepbrothers AU

Jeremyisn'tHeere is online

Jeremyisn'tHeere: MICHEALL

Jeremyisn'tHeere: I

Jeremyisn'tHeere: HAVE

Jeremyisn'tHeere: NEWSSSS

Updog is online

Updog: Dude chill

Updog: What's up

Updog: Is the SQUIP trying to fuck you again

Jeremyisn'tHeere: I'm so happy I'm not going to comment

Jeremyisn'tHeere: No

Jeremyisn'tHeere: My Dad's bringing his girlfriend and her son over for dinner tonight!!

Updog: WHUT😟

Updog: Jeremy that's great!

Updog: What are they like??

Jeremyisn'tHeere: Ummm...

Jeremyisn'tHeere: I don't know 😅

Jeremyisn'tHeere: Dad seems to be very cheerful and he says I'll probably like them

Jeremyisn'tHeere: He's making dinner Micheal

Jeremyisn'tHeere: ACTUAL FOOD THAT ISN'T FROZEN PIZZA

Jeremyisn'tHeere: So PROUD

Updog: Great

Jeremyisn'tHeere: Not Great

Jeremyisn'tHeere: Micah prepare me for all the 'what-ifs'

Updog: Uhh...sure?

Updog: What if she's a douche??

Jeremyisn'tHeere: Get up from the table, talk to you for three days straight and banish her from Dad's life

Updog: What is the kid's a douche??

Jeremyisn'tHeere: Same tactics like in school

Jeremyisn'tHeere: Attract as little attention as possible and don't get in their way

Updog: Uhhh

Updog: What if they don't like us?

Jeremyisn'tHeere: Run away to a different state, change out names get married and raise a bunch of orphan children in our amazing taco business.

Updog: Tacos???

Updog: Seriously

Updog: GTG sister is yelling

Updog: Something about a mixtape

Updog: WTF??

Jeremyisn'tHeere: Good luck in battle player one

Updog: Not sure if I'll make it this time

Updog: She's yelling about what a yellow submarine means

Jeremyisn'tHeere: WTFFFF???

Updog: My family is weird

Updog: Good Luck with your new one player two

Jeremyisn'tHeere: Thanks

Jeremyisn'tHeere: Love you 😘

Updog is offline